halitosis

Enough to keep away a herd of elephants. Creates collective underwear stench within your throat. Spreds to your tongue and then lips. The stench may even waft from your cheeks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

sport

Activity young children are forced into by soccer moms and fathers who sucked at sport at a young age and think that they can force their 10 year old child into fufilling his dreams and getting all the glory for him

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

smeg head

A person who's facial appearance is replaced with smegma.

I'll give that smeghead a smegging kick up the ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

diarrhea of the mouth

when one needs to take a shit but it comes out from the wrong end.

I got mouth-diarrhea all over my pants

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

smegtastic

1. to be full of smeg
2. very smeggy
3. crap, a bullshit artist

that radio announcer is smegtastic

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

pants

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

sell out

1) One who claims all these things unto his or her self but hypocritically contradicts this.
2) Those singers who do nothing but endorse products

fuck off, sell out, we don't listen to wuss-rock anymore.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003