14 definitions by Bart's Mom
Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.
"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
Japan Japanese subway smashers little old Japanese ladies ShinjukuShinjuku Station
Japan Japanese subway smashers little old Japanese ladies ShinjukuShinjuku Station
by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009
A stage girls enter on the way to adulthood.Usually in the preteen or (ugh) "tween" years, behavior is remarkable for screams,whining,pouting,eye rolling and/or slamming of doors to obtain the object of their desires as dictated by Disney,or Gap,for example.
Every time Gap's irritatingly stupid "Talk to the Moose" commercial comes on TV,I can't change the channel fast enough! Those bitch larvae really piss me off!
tween preteen screeching Hanna Montana Miley Cyrus
larva larvae preadolescence
tween preteen screeching Hanna Montana Miley Cyrus
larva larvae preadolescence
by Bart's Mom December 16, 2009
"I voted for the Democrats,but I am as politicked-off with them as I am with the Republicans;they are all a bunch of self serving jerks."
politicians angry Congress Democrats Republicans
politicians angry Congress Democrats Republicans
by Bart's Mom August 22, 2009
1. A last minute choice from a menu when everyone else at your table has ordered and it's your turn.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.
"I can't decide just yet, I'll panic pick after everyone else orders."
indecision panic choice menu wish-washy
indecision panic choice menu wish-washy
by Bart's Mom August 6, 2009
1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"
" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."
shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance
shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance
by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
1.The act of a male spouse remaining perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to the question "Do I look fat?"
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.
"Lee did not want to acknowledge his wife's question,so he went invisible husband to diffuse the situation."
invisible husband invisible dog avoidance spouse conflict avoidance avoidance
invisible husband invisible dog avoidance spouse conflict avoidance avoidance
by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.
When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.
boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
erection
boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
erection
by Bart's Mom October 17, 2009