Bart's Mom's definitions

Sheentology

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.

"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone

by Bart's Mom March 16, 2011

Sheentology

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.

Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.

"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone

by Bart's Mom March 14, 2011

subway smashers

Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.

"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
Japan Japanese subway smashers little old Japanese ladies ShinjukuShinjuku Station

by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009

bitch larvae

A stage girls enter on the way to adulthood.Usually in the preteen or (ugh) "tween" years, behavior is remarkable for screams,whining,pouting,eye rolling and/or slamming of doors to obtain the object of their desires as dictated by Disney,or Gap,for example.

Every time Gap's irritatingly stupid "Talk to the Moose" commercial comes on TV,I can't change the channel fast enough! Those bitch larvae really piss me off!
tween preteen screeching Hanna Montana Miley Cyrus
larva larvae preadolescence

by Bart's Mom December 15, 2009

weather woody

A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.

When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.

boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
erection

by Bart's Mom October 17, 2009

politicked-off

The resulting anger from a two party system that fails to serve any interests but their own.

"I voted for the Democrats,but I am as politicked-off with them as I am with the Republicans;they are all a bunch of self serving jerks."

politicians angry Congress Democrats Republicans

by Bart's Mom August 22, 2009

new commando

Going out without any communication device,whether on purpose or by accident.

"I accidentally went new commando today when I forgot my Blackberry at home."

incommunicado radio silence unreachable

by Bart's Mom August 11, 2009