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A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
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Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
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tiger blood gum for everyone
by Bart's Mom March 16, 2011
Get the Sheentology mug.1.A condition of the female human usually resulting from the repetitive noise,and/or whining,fighting, begging by her offspring.Usually includes displays of snarling,screaming and use of four letter words.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.
"After 3 hours alone in the minivan with her two kids bickering,complaining and 'not touching each other', Bonnie went completely psycho hag mom on them."
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
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"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
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batshit minivan syndrome
by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
Get the psycho hag mom mug.1. A last minute choice from a menu when everyone else at your table has ordered and it's your turn.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.
"I can't decide just yet, I'll panic pick after everyone else orders."
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indecision panic choice menu wish-washy
by Bart's Mom August 6, 2009
Get the panic pick mug."I accidentally went new commando today when I forgot my Blackberry at home."
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by Bart's Mom August 11, 2009
Get the new commando mug.1.When something is messed up,tangled up, or broken;possibly beyond repair. Can be used as an alternative to "fucked up"; esp. useful if you have small children.
2.The state of mental confusion arising from emotional distress or exhaustion,also a result of the use of cold medicine.
2.The state of mental confusion arising from emotional distress or exhaustion,also a result of the use of cold medicine.
"Why are my Ipod headphones always all fishmeckled?"
"Andrew was feeling fishmeckled after taking Nyquil for his cold."
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"Andrew was feeling fishmeckled after taking Nyquil for his cold."
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by Bart's Mom August 4, 2009
Get the fishmeckled mug."I voted for the Democrats,but I am as politicked-off with them as I am with the Republicans;they are all a bunch of self serving jerks."
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politicians angry Congress Democrats Republicans
by Bart's Mom August 22, 2009
Get the politicked-off mug.A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.
When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.
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by Bart's Mom October 17, 2009
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