Bart's Mom's definitions
1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"
" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."
shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance
shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance
by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
Get the invisible dogmug. "I voted for the Democrats,but I am as politicked-off with them as I am with the Republicans;they are all a bunch of self serving jerks."
politicians angry Congress Democrats Republicans
politicians angry Congress Democrats Republicans
by Bart's Mom August 22, 2009
Get the politicked-offmug. 1. A last minute choice from a menu when everyone else at your table has ordered and it's your turn.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.
"I can't decide just yet, I'll panic pick after everyone else orders."
indecision panic choice menu wish-washy
indecision panic choice menu wish-washy
by Bart's Mom August 6, 2009
Get the panic pickmug. 1.When something is messed up,tangled up, or broken;possibly beyond repair. Can be used as an alternative to "fucked up"; esp. useful if you have small children.
2.The state of mental confusion arising from emotional distress or exhaustion,also a result of the use of cold medicine.
2.The state of mental confusion arising from emotional distress or exhaustion,also a result of the use of cold medicine.
"Why are my Ipod headphones always all fishmeckled?"
"Andrew was feeling fishmeckled after taking Nyquil for his cold."
fucked up messed up tangled up broken trashed fubar beat confused loopy ditzy spaced out medicine head destroyed
"Andrew was feeling fishmeckled after taking Nyquil for his cold."
fucked up messed up tangled up broken trashed fubar beat confused loopy ditzy spaced out medicine head destroyed
by Bart's Mom August 4, 2009
Get the fishmeckledmug. A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.
When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.
boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
erection
boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
erection
by Bart's Mom October 17, 2009
Get the weather woodymug. "I accidentally went new commando today when I forgot my Blackberry at home."
incommunicado radio silence unreachable
incommunicado radio silence unreachable
by Bart's Mom August 11, 2009
Get the new commandomug. 1.A condition of the female human usually resulting from the repetitive noise,and/or whining,fighting, begging by her offspring.Usually includes displays of snarling,screaming and use of four letter words.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.
"After 3 hours alone in the minivan with her two kids bickering,complaining and 'not touching each other', Bonnie went completely psycho hag mom on them."
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
frazzled moms irritating kids minivan PMS defcon one
batshit minivan syndrome
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
frazzled moms irritating kids minivan PMS defcon one
batshit minivan syndrome
by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
Get the psycho hag mommug.