Barnaclebill's definitions

Fart Attack

A fart attack is a condition in which gasses build up inside of ones intestines and cause stomach and chest pains. The build up of gas is usually due to the inability to release said gas. Fart attacks usually occur in the worst possible situation, such as dinner with the grandparents or a yoga session with the girlfriend and her mother. Fart attacks are dangerous and can lead to random combustion.

Josh: dude!
Me: dude I had the worst fart attack ever last night, my girlfriend made me watch a silent movie with her and her mom!

by BarnacleBill November 15, 2010

Double Dump

When two people squat with their backs against each other and simultaneously take a shit. This positional adds stability to the normal solitary squat one would do when taking a shit anywhere besides a toilet. This can be very effective when in hostile, or bear territory and need someone to watch your back.

Me: Man my stomach hurts
Josh: Mine does too!
Me: Time for a Double Dump! Bring your beer!

by Barnaclebill September 26, 2011