Barnaclebill's definitions

Girlfriend Intruder

A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.

Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.

by BarnacleBill February 26, 2010

Coming in hot

A phrase used to describe the action of: pulling into a parking spot, taking a turn, or just driving in general all at an extreme, and reckless rate of speed. One must announced that he/she is comin in hot! in order to actually be classified as Coming in hot.

Josh: Look out boys we're coming in hot!
Brandon: Why? Is there a 'Nader after you?
Kyle: Oh noes you hit granny!

by BarnacleBill February 16, 2010