" Kidnapping isn't breaking the law, it's just surprise adoption!"
by Barbie and bob the builder June 19, 2019
person 1: did you hear that sabrina and robin had their marriage ceremony yesterday ( wedding)?
person 2: ah , so they were so desperate?
person 2: ah , so they were so desperate?
by Barbie and bob the builder March 06, 2019
by Barbie and bob the builder February 24, 2019
She loves math and is more intelligent than you. I know you like her. Guys reading this , I know your pants are already wet. Deny it , but I know the truth. When most men see her and know her , they instantly are mezmerized.She loves to ship people, and makes destined couples , couples. You’ll most likely be dumped, because she wants to go to Harvard and education is more important to her. However , if you give her chocolate or thin mints.....
Sarah: walks around being too white and nerdy for you
You: instantly tries to hit on her
Sarah:”I’m sorry I want to go to Harvard, and I honestly don’t care about love right now.”
You: pulls out a box of thin mints
Sarah:grabs the box of thin mints and devoures it
Sarah: “lets go make out in that corner right now. Roses are red, add the bed.”
You: instantly tries to hit on her
Sarah:”I’m sorry I want to go to Harvard, and I honestly don’t care about love right now.”
You: pulls out a box of thin mints
Sarah:grabs the box of thin mints and devoures it
Sarah: “lets go make out in that corner right now. Roses are red, add the bed.”
by Barbie and bob the builder January 27, 2019
77 years of life as of 6/28/2019
n. A sweet old grandma that can’t get mad at you! She’ll always be by your side no matter what!
I love you, Ammamma!
From, Kawsa :)
Happy birthday
n. A sweet old grandma that can’t get mad at you! She’ll always be by your side no matter what!
I love you, Ammamma!
From, Kawsa :)
Happy birthday
Naa: boi boi
by Barbie and bob the builder January 27, 2019