Barbecued Ribs's definitions

Rectal Catastrophe

A synonym for goatse

or

A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar

Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"

Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."

by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010

>implying

>implying you don't already know what this means

>implying this needs an example

by Barbecued Ribs October 23, 2011

Batman Repellent Batspray

Further proof that Batman is prepared for anything

If Adam West as Batman fought George Clooney as Batman, Adam West would pull out his Batman Repellent Batspray.

by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010

Shooting the Clown

The act of masterbation.

Matt: "Man that porn you sent me, I was Shooting the Clown all night."

by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010

Mason

An astronomical unit of mass. Units are so massive, that most, if not all things are measured in Micro Masons (MMason).

VY Canis Majoris, the largest known star has a mass of 0.5 Mason.

Betelgeuse, on the other hand, has a mass of 0.1 Mason

by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010

Schrödinger's Penis

The paradox concluding that a penis, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is unobserved is both large and small at the same time.

Upon urbaning his name, Ben found out the he has a Schrödinger's Penis.

by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010

Dickbag

A bag containing 36 dicks. No more. No less.

or

Someone who is 36 times worse than your average dick.

Kevin: Hey Mason, guess what I got you for Christmas?
Mason: What?
Kevin: A dickbag!
Mason: It's just what I've always wanted!

or

Matt: I fucked you dad.
Mason: You dickbag!

by Barbecued Ribs May 13, 2010