Definitions by Barbecued Ribs

>implying

>implying you don't already know what this means

>implying this needs an example

>implying by Barbecued Ribs October 23, 2011

Dickbag 

A bag containing 36 dicks. No more. No less.

or

Someone who is 36 times worse than your average dick.

Kevin: Hey Mason, guess what I got you for Christmas?
Mason: What?
Kevin: A dickbag!
Mason: It's just what I've always wanted!

or

Matt: I fucked you dad.
Mason: You dickbag!

Dickbag by Barbecued Ribs May 13, 2010

Shooting the Clown 

The act of masterbation.

Matt: "Man that porn you sent me, I was Shooting the Clown all night."

Shooting the Clown by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010

Rectal Catastrophe 

A synonym for goatse

or

A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar

Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"

Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."

Rectal Catastrophe by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010

Slapping Ben Franklin 

A euphemism meaning to masturbate.

I found some hot porn and was Slapping Ben Franklin all night.

Slapping Ben Franklin by Barbecued Ribs April 30, 2010

Mason 

An astronomical unit of mass. Units are so massive, that most, if not all things are measured in Micro Masons (MMason).

VY Canis Majoris, the largest known star has a mass of 0.5 Mason.

Betelgeuse, on the other hand, has a mass of 0.1 Mason

Mason by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010

Schrödinger's Penis 

The paradox concluding that a penis, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is unobserved is both large and small at the same time.

Upon urbaning his name, Ben found out the he has a Schrödinger's Penis.

Schrödinger's Penis by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010