If Adam West as Batman fought George Clooney as Batman, Adam West would pull out his Batman Repellent Batspray.
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The act of masterbation.
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The paradox concluding that a penis, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is unobserved is both large and small at the same time.
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An astronomical unit of mass. Units are so massive, that most, if not all things are measured in Micro Masons (MMason).
VY Canis Majoris, the largest known star has a mass of 0.5 Mason.
Betelgeuse, on the other hand, has a mass of 0.1 Mason
Betelgeuse, on the other hand, has a mass of 0.1 Mason
by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010

Quantum Genital Mechanics states that Matt has very small genitals, and Mason has very theoretical genitals
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