bog creature

A hideous, skanky, mildly retarded creature with snakes for hair. Easily identified by its unusual gait.

Pat Cramer wept when I suggested that he had sex with the bog creature.

by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003

ethel merman

A loud, foul-mouthed beast that resembles a butterball turkey covered in cornsilk. Its hobbies include frigging, drinking, and drunken frigging.

You Know Who must be here, Ethel Merman is feverishly frigging herself again.

by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003

bisker

an infant

Will somebody give the bisker a pacifier so it will shut the fuck up?

by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003

densie

An ancient,evil, ice covered formation that consists of pure negative energy.

Don't look directly at the densie! You'll turn to stone!

by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003

brinker

A large, speech-impeded device for carrying tires.

I've got a flat tire, get me one off of the brinker.

by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003

nomenclature

A severe state of homosexuality that is marked by misuse and mispronounciation of big words.

I'm afrais there's no cure for Dave's nomenclature.

by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003

the ginajan

The gina jan is a voltron-like blend of two seperate creatures: The "gina", which is a raspy-voiced, cigarette smoking, saggy-titted beast and the "jan" which is a hemaphroditic, deep voiced creature.

Hide that carton of Newports and the coffeepot! The ginajan is coming!

by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003