kissing the choo choo

The act of self-destruction despite repeated attempts by friends to intercede on the kisser's behalf. Sometimes it seems as if they just want to stand in front of the charging locomotive and get what's coming.
Mike, you know I'll back you up, but if you keep making trouble where there isn't any,and drag ME into it, no less, I'm going to simply allow you to kiss the choo choo. Kissing the choo choo is what you seem to want. Oh well...
by Bangboy May 22, 2009
Get the kissing the choo choo mug.

Fakey Jamaikey

Blacks who try to act Jamaican, but actually aren't. Mostly used on TV or for musical purposes. For example, Miss Cleo: psychic advisor and tarot card reader.
I'm NOT going to that fake mind-reader with you. She's a total fraud, a fakey jamaikey, y'know? You're just throwing your money away......
by Bangboy December 31, 2009
Get the Fakey Jamaikey mug.

Henfruit

An egg-the kind you get from a chicken.
Waitress: What'll you have, hon?
Me: I'll have 2 henfruit, over easy.
Waitress: WTF are you talking about-speak english ya freak!!
Me: Oh, sorry-2 eggs, over easy.
Waitress: That's better-2 eggs coming up!
Me: <mumbling> Fetch the tip, bitch~
by Bangboy January 08, 2010
Get the Henfruit mug.

Dr. Yesterday

Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.
Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...
by Bangboy February 06, 2010
Get the Dr. Yesterday mug.

high speed lead poisoning

Slang for being shot.
Well, he does have 5 bullet holes in his body, so I'd guess the cause of death would've been high speed lead poisoning!
by Bangboy October 11, 2005
Get the high speed lead poisoning mug.

Crow in the Snow

Leroy nailed Kelly last night! When her dad finds out she did a black dude he'll freak!

Crow in the snow, dude...
by Bangboy May 13, 2009
Get the Crow in the Snow mug.

Great Recession

Buzzword for the economic collapse of post 9/11 America. Actually started in '01 but peaked around '06-'08 all the while while we were being told that we weren't even IN a recession (until late Nov. '08 when Bush was ousted, hmmm). Symptoms of GR include, but are not limited to, huge pay cuts, massive job losses, homelessness, foreclosures, and a rise in the crime rate.
Damn, remember how things were before the Great Recession when all we had to worry about was if Clinton was getting head in the Oval Office? Now we have to worry about the whole fucking world hating us & wanting us dead.
by Bangboy March 08, 2010
Get the Great Recession mug.