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5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!
by Bangboy December 30, 2009
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picklekisser

Rob, for years I've suspected that you were a picklekisser...well the fact that you just tried to get with me pretty much confirms it. Go join a gym, dude!
by Bangboy December 30, 2009
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Vincident

An act perpetrated by one called Vinny. Usually a violent outburst brought on by nothing more than a smile, a laugh or something else not directed at him. The reaction can involve anything from him banging on his own skull to the point of bleeding to kicking the shit out of a copy machine. On occasion, police assistance may be needed to taser the miserable bastard. Almost always, he'll use the excuse of his "condition" to get out of being arrested.
Man did you see what Vinny did to the copy machine??!? It ate his dollar bill and he went manimal on it and started swearing and then proceeded to kick the shit out of it. He ran when the cashier called the police to report a vincident.
by Bangboy February 10, 2010
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Blame Toilet

The total & complete blaming of someone or something.
Dude, you know the Great Depression II that we're in? I'm blaming Bill Clinton for it because of his policies on NAFTA.
Me: Too bad for you-you should also be blaming George Bush I, G. Bush II and Obama. Stop using Clinton as your own blame toilet!
by Bangboy January 22, 2011
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Poke The Poodle

the maxim that even the most docile, good-natured person, when provoked enough, will snap at you & go postal. Similar to a young child poking at a poodle-eventually the poodle will rear back, show it's teeth and sink it's jaws into the child's flesh in anger.
Poor little Timmy, may he rest in peace. He'd still be with us on this side of the dirt if his mom didn't stop paying attention to him while he was poking that poodle. Man, I've never seen that much blood & guts-his mom must be so sad. I've always said, "Timmy, don't poke the poodle"
by Bangboy December 29, 2009
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Canned Sunshine

The result of nuclear fission, or more simply put to detonate a nuclear bomb.
If we really wanted to make peace in the Middle East, all we really have to do is open up some canned sunshine on them and start all over!
by Bangboy February 7, 2010
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Blackacrombie

A black guy who dresses white in mostly Abocrombie & Fitch
Leroy gets allk the white tail now that he's dressing A&F

Blackacrombie, dude, that's why
by Bangboy January 2, 2009
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