Protagonist of the best book ever written for teenagers, The Catcher In The Rye. Holden is depressive, narcissistic and self obsessed yet he is strangely sexy and overwhelmingly likeable. Just ask any teenage girl (or boy, if you swing that way): Holden is the sexiest literary character ever.
Yes, even more so than Sirius Black.
Holden refers to everybody as a phoney, hates his private school friends, hates himself and hates just about everything else.
Yes, even more so than Sirius Black.
Holden refers to everybody as a phoney, hates his private school friends, hates himself and hates just about everything else.
"Damn, I would so spoon Holden Caulfield!"
"If Holden Caulfield were alive today, there is a 98.9% chance that he would be emo...and sexy"
"If Holden Caulfield were alive today, there is a 98.9% chance that he would be emo...and sexy"
by bandanasarerad January 15, 2007
Christmas Eve each year a fat man dressed in red (possibly to hide the blood) rides around on a "magical flying sleigh" led by drunk reindeers with names like Prancer (Yes:teh ghey),breaks into your home,steals your cookies and leaves crappy gifts that last till Boxing Day.
This criminal is thought to be armed and dangerous and has many doubles around the world that molest children that sit on their laps in malls.
He also has an army of evil munchkins who make crappy toys and kick people in their shins. They have also be known to partake in orgies.
If you approach him,he'll most likely yell "ho,ho,ho!" and shoot you with his laser gun.
Be afraid children,be very afraid.
This criminal is thought to be armed and dangerous and has many doubles around the world that molest children that sit on their laps in malls.
He also has an army of evil munchkins who make crappy toys and kick people in their shins. They have also be known to partake in orgies.
If you approach him,he'll most likely yell "ho,ho,ho!" and shoot you with his laser gun.
Be afraid children,be very afraid.
Despite his name being chillingly close to Satan,Santa claims he is commiting all these henious on Christmas Eve crimes in the name of Jesus.
So we must conclude that not only is Santa evil,but so is Jesus. Amen.
So we must conclude that not only is Santa evil,but so is Jesus. Amen.
by bandanasarerad October 30, 2006
Arghh!
The cutest boys on the planet.
Take the skinny beauty of grunge boys,take the black hair of goth boys and finnaly add the fuck you attitude and studded belts of punk boys and what do you have...?
Why cute lil emo boys of course!
They wear tight pants,like Armor For Sleep and often make out with each other...yum.
They are wet dream worthy.
The cutest boys on the planet.
Take the skinny beauty of grunge boys,take the black hair of goth boys and finnaly add the fuck you attitude and studded belts of punk boys and what do you have...?
Why cute lil emo boys of course!
They wear tight pants,like Armor For Sleep and often make out with each other...yum.
They are wet dream worthy.
Gerard Way is a cute lil emo boy.
"I want to fuck that cute lil emo boy but,alas,he has a boyfriend."
"I want to fuck that cute lil emo boy but,alas,he has a boyfriend."
by bandanasarerad November 11, 2006
Brandon Flowers: No1 enemy of Pete Wentz!
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.
Woah,me *thinks* that is a good definition of Brandon Flowers.
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"
by bandanasarerad August 21, 2006
1. The years between 12 and 20. Fun but scary years. Imagine living in an episode of Wonder Showzen and you're only halfway there. Becoming a teenager is like emerging from a deep sleep,everything is clear now.IE: The world is very fucked up.
As a teenager,you can have everything you want but nothing that you need. Many people don't realise how painful it can be sometimes and the term "Whingy teenager" is constantly thrown at you from all sides. Once I get to 20,I hope to be treated like a human being again.
Your teenage years ,so I've been told, prepare you for adult life. Well ,coming from a teenager,adult life will apparently be restless,emotional and very,very confusing. So there you go.
2.Also a song my My Chemical Romance. Och,it's good!
As a teenager,you can have everything you want but nothing that you need. Many people don't realise how painful it can be sometimes and the term "Whingy teenager" is constantly thrown at you from all sides. Once I get to 20,I hope to be treated like a human being again.
Your teenage years ,so I've been told, prepare you for adult life. Well ,coming from a teenager,adult life will apparently be restless,emotional and very,very confusing. So there you go.
2.Also a song my My Chemical Romance. Och,it's good!
1. "Teenagers scare the living shit out of me." I muttered,watching a fellow teenager attempt to have sex with a kitten.
2. "Teenagers scare the living shit outta me!",sang My Chemical Romance to the crowd. Many fangirls never recovered.
2. "Teenagers scare the living shit outta me!",sang My Chemical Romance to the crowd. Many fangirls never recovered.
by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006
Probably the best female fronted band ever.
Highly overlooked by most grunge teenagers.
If you're a teenage girl,your first Hole album may be a life changing experience.
Forget about all the Courtney Love bullshit,just go buy Live Through This. And pick up a Bikini Kill album along the way.
Hated by a lot of people who's only argument is that "Courtney Love is a murdering bitch!"
I think everybody needs to get over that.
Again,sexism.
It's okay to be an asshole as long as you have a penis. If you're a girl,you're just a whore.
Grrr...and grrr again.
Highly overlooked by most grunge teenagers.
If you're a teenage girl,your first Hole album may be a life changing experience.
Forget about all the Courtney Love bullshit,just go buy Live Through This. And pick up a Bikini Kill album along the way.
Hated by a lot of people who's only argument is that "Courtney Love is a murdering bitch!"
I think everybody needs to get over that.
Again,sexism.
It's okay to be an asshole as long as you have a penis. If you're a girl,you're just a whore.
Grrr...and grrr again.
Hole changed my life. Thank God there's a girl in the world as pissed off as me.Even if she is a tad strange.
Do you really need another Nirvana album?
Do you really need another Nirvana album?
by bandanasarerad September 16, 2006
Ah,Panic! At The Disco...the current favourates of MTV,teenage girls and less scene indie kids.
Listening to them is like being poked by a stick: it's not going to kill you,but it's fucking annoying after a while.
There is a lot of reasons to hate them (or throw a bottle at them),one being that all the members are ugly,that they are all cunts and,oh yeah, all giving blowjobs to Pete Wentz. The only people I know that like Panic! seem to be more interested in how "hot" they all are rather than the quality of the music,and they'll probably be into Cute Is What We Aim For next week.
If you think Panic! At The Disco are great,answer me this:
~Why are all their fans female?
~Why,if they are so awesome,do they get played on MTV? We all know MTV plays music that is mediocre at best.
~You like Panic! At The Disco...are you a fag/dyke?
Listening to them is like being poked by a stick: it's not going to kill you,but it's fucking annoying after a while.
There is a lot of reasons to hate them (or throw a bottle at them),one being that all the members are ugly,that they are all cunts and,oh yeah, all giving blowjobs to Pete Wentz. The only people I know that like Panic! seem to be more interested in how "hot" they all are rather than the quality of the music,and they'll probably be into Cute Is What We Aim For next week.
If you think Panic! At The Disco are great,answer me this:
~Why are all their fans female?
~Why,if they are so awesome,do they get played on MTV? We all know MTV plays music that is mediocre at best.
~You like Panic! At The Disco...are you a fag/dyke?
P!ATDfan:"OMGosh,Panic! At The Disco are soo,like,emo!"
Me:"Uh-huh."
P!ATDfan:"They;re sooo,like,haWT!!!"
Me:"Uh-huh"
P!ATD:"I'm so, like, trendy! Oh I'm so COOL...uh,I mean emo"
Me:*kills P!ATD fan by slicing off head with Bouncing Souls CD*
Me:"Uh-huh."
P!ATDfan:"They;re sooo,like,haWT!!!"
Me:"Uh-huh"
P!ATD:"I'm so, like, trendy! Oh I'm so COOL...uh,I mean emo"
Me:*kills P!ATD fan by slicing off head with Bouncing Souls CD*
by bandanasarerad October 18, 2006