Definitions by Baller-Ass Nigga

goose juice 

Something that drips down your lah-vaa's chin.

goose juice by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

nome sane?

"Know what I'm saying?" in Ebonics.

nome sane? by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

gta

Grand Theft Auto. The crime, not originally the video game series. Popularized by NWA.

Rolls down the window and he starts to say "it's all about making that G.T.A."
-NWA, "Boyz in the Hood"

gta by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

cheese-eating surrender monkeys 

The French.

Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large

"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

cheese-eating surrender monkeys by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

Making love to the dead Frenchman 

Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.

After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.

Making love to the dead Frenchman by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

pizza dough

When a man is receiving oral sex, he takes his (substantial) scrotum and flattens it all over the fellator/fellatrix's face. Much like tea bagging, but pressing the scrotum into the face, not putting it into the mouth.

pizza dough by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

babydaddy

The father of a woman's child, used to denote that the father is neither the mother's husband or boyfriend, but just the sperm donor.

"Sheeeeeeeeet Uniqua, why you ain't callin' yo' babydaddy fo' Father's Day?" -Shamiqua
"Cuz I gots seven different babydaddies and I don't got enuff food stamps to call dem all AND buy scratch-off lottery tickets."

babydaddy by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003