Definitions by Baller-Ass Nigga

goose juice 

Something that drips down your lah-vaa's chin.

goose juice by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

nome sane?

"Know what I'm saying?" in Ebonics.

nome sane? by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

gta

Grand Theft Auto. The crime, not originally the video game series. Popularized by NWA.

Rolls down the window and he starts to say "it's all about making that G.T.A."
-NWA, "Boyz in the Hood"

gta by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

Map of Hawaii

A pattern of semen deposited on the body (especially a featureless, fairly flat part of the body, like the back or stomach) of a sex partner. Named because the drops of semen appear in a chain like the Hawaiian islands.

After I got done plowing your mother in the ass, I was ready to cum, so I pulled my dick out and gave her a map of Hawaii on her back.

Map of Hawaii by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

Making love to the dead Frenchman 

Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.

After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.

Making love to the dead Frenchman by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

cheese-eating surrender monkeys 

The French.

Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large

"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

cheese-eating surrender monkeys by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

pizza dough

When a man is receiving oral sex, he takes his (substantial) scrotum and flattens it all over the fellator/fellatrix's face. Much like tea bagging, but pressing the scrotum into the face, not putting it into the mouth.

pizza dough by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003