money metal

(adj.) Something that is tight, solid, quality, etc.

Coined by John "Cakes" Auville of the WHFS Sports Junkies. Cakes wanted a home that would not be damaged by termites. Specifically, he expressed a wish for a "money metal house." Originally, "money" (meaning awesome, tight, etc.) modified "metal house," (i.e., a house not made of wood), but now "money metal" is an adjective of its own, and does not require the object it is describing to be made of metal.

"It's a money metal show."
"I'm wearing my money metal Dr. Jthrowback."
"That ref made a money metal call."

by Baller-Ass Nigga November 01, 2004

lightsaber

Weapon used by a civilization so advanced that it colonized space, but so primitive that it couldn't figure out that a small-calibre handgun works a million times better.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 09, 2003

bareback

Sex without a condom, especially anal sex between two men without a condom.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 08, 2003

Good Wood

The penis.

Shamiqua was jonesin' for my jock, so I slipped her the good wood.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 08, 2003

zambo

Someone who is half-black, half American Indian.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 07, 2003

cheese-eating surrender monkeys

The French.

Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large

"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 07, 2003

take fitties

A spoonerism for "fake titties." Often used in polite company to express that a woman's breastages have been enhanced with a boob job.

A: "Check out that chick's tig ol bitties!"
B: "Yeah, that ho has a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."

by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004