Adjective: Something that is covered in semen or has the distinctive scent of semen, thus smelling or being semeny.
1. If you ejaculate onto a face, sock, tissue, the floor etc. it will be semeny.
2. If you're eating something that has a distinguishing smell of semen, it is semeny.
2. If you're eating something that has a distinguishing smell of semen, it is semeny.
by BallBagBaggins February 07, 2010
Get the Semeny mug.During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.
During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.
by BallBagBaggins February 05, 2010
Get the Side-shafting mug.A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.
1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.
2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.
3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.
2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.
3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.
by BallBagBaggins February 06, 2010
Get the Cockmuffin mug.Group Adding Cunt - One of those ballbags that you see on Facebook that joins literally every single group that's possible, even if it doesn't link to them in anyway; they still join the groups. Each day a G.A.C. will fill up your homepage with groups that relate to nothing.
1. This is probably what a G.A.C. says to them self on a regular basis, "I'm a wanker, let's join every group."
2. That G.A.C. on my homepage is joining all the groups today...again.
2. That G.A.C. on my homepage is joining all the groups today...again.
by BallBagBaggins February 06, 2010
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