Balano's definitions

calmela

Spanish-Mexican slang which means to "calm down".
In proper Spanish grammar, it literally means "calm her down". But it can be used to mean to calm anything down.

Say there is an argument, but one person is calm while the other is talking loud. The calm person will say "Calmela!".

by Balano November 17, 2004

fuck ass

A funny insult used in the movie "Donnie Darko".

"You know you're a fuck ass!"
-Donnie Darko (Jake Guyllenhal; however you spell that fucker's name)

by Balano September 27, 2003

blow ass

The act of being of poor or unsatisfactory quality. Its adjective synonym is "weak".

God damn it, highschool virginity blows ass.

by Balano September 27, 2003

Janeth

1. The most powerful goddess; ruling over all gods as well.
2. The most beautiful and caring and intelligent and sexy and perfect female who does not strike an image in a man's head that he wants to have sex with her, but instead he wants to marry her at first sight.

Example for definitions 1 and 2: God damn! Janeth is, well... Janeth!

by Balano May 11, 2003

fucker

A guy who makes friends with nice women and talks to them about his sex life, by which these women friends inherently nickname the guy Fucker.

My chick friends call me Fucker

by Balano May 11, 2003

slice

An attractive woman. Any sexy female.

I went to the galleries and checked out the slice archive.

by Balano May 3, 2003

fubu

A guy who admires and wishes to become of African origin. In lamens' terms: A wannabe black guy.

That white fucker is a FUBU.

by Balano May 3, 2003