Balano's definitions

vagina tarp

Any article of clothing worn by a human female who is of sexual maturity.

Victoria's Secret is a vagina tarp outlet.

by Balano December 1, 2004

prit

"prits" - plural
An undefined unit of prettiness.

"She's got the prits" = "She's pretty"

by balano April 11, 2009

pecker

A skinny guy that has a small dick or no dick at all.

Pecker!

by Balano May 3, 2003

marshmallow DNA

Any set of breasts that are pleasant for whatever reason. Whether the person using the word likes large breasts, small ones, jiggly ones, bouncy ones, etc... It is simply a word used by a person who sees a set of breasts they like to indicate to someone what they are seeing.

Hey Andy, marshmallow DNA.

by Balano December 4, 2004

Janeth

1. The most powerful goddess; ruling over all gods as well.
2. The most beautiful and caring and intelligent and sexy and perfect female who does not strike an image in a man's head that he wants to have sex with her, but instead he wants to marry her at first sight.

Example for definitions 1 and 2: God damn! Janeth is, well... Janeth!

by Balano May 11, 2003

Mayra

(I was just about to put the same definition!! Who are you, Mayra?)
The singlehandedly most attractive girl in high school. There is no guy who can't stop looking at her. But these guys don't wanna bang her like a rag doll. This Mayra manages to be so perfect, that every guy respects her just from looking at her perfection.

Holy shit, Mayra is so perfect that I didn't even need to get an erection!

by Balano May 3, 2003

calmela

Spanish-Mexican slang which means to "calm down".
In proper Spanish grammar, it literally means "calm her down". But it can be used to mean to calm anything down.

Say there is an argument, but one person is calm while the other is talking loud. The calm person will say "Calmela!".

by Balano November 17, 2004