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Definitions by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz

Nintendblow 

n. - the action of removing a disk , dvd, card, usb or any other storage medium that is not functioning properly and blowing into the slot to resolve the problem. The action stems from 90s era Nintendo game consoles which would accumulate enough dust to stall the game.
Yo, pull that DVD out and give it a Nintendblow.

My camera card won't work. Try a Nintendblow in the slot.
Nintendblow by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz February 22, 2009
n. Any situation entered into with sparse or inaccurate information that creates an inescapable entanglement often with severe economic penalties and/or lasting scars.
My last date was such an iWreck. I should have been warned by their blurry MySpace picture and unwillingness to schedule over the phone. S/He didn't even offer to split the dinner bill for that $$$ restaurant. Mission Failed.
iWreck by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz February 18, 2009

Expatbagger 

n. A person who elected to ex-patriate themselves around the time of the 2004 elections and are now returning to find a distressed housing market, rock bottom mortgage rates, collapsed stock market and other circumstances that are ripe for exploiting when exchange rates on the dollar are strongly in your favor.
With four more years of Bush looming, Bill left in 2005 to work in Malaysia and is now returning as an expatbagger. He bought a $2M estate for $1.2M...with cash.
Expatbagger by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz December 22, 2008

Fauxlonial

adj. - used to describe any single family, free standing house built AFTER colonial times in the United States, but still having atavistic design characteristics of actual colonial houses. Somehow this style represents about 80% of current housing stock, thus representing a stagnation in architectural design for the last 232 years.
I'm so sick of looking at fauxlonial crap. I would much rather live in a modern house.

Australia is leading the world in residential design because they are not burdened with propagating fauxlomialism,
Fauxlonial by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz December 22, 2008

Sticky D 

When use das the last letter in a word, the letter D has a tendency to separate and stick to the next wor din the sentence. That shoul dnot happen.
My resume was tight except for the damn sticky D.
I shoul dhave used spell checker.
Sticky D by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz June 20, 2007

Boob Snooze

n. - the nap babies take when breast feeding. These often only last for the time period during direct contact with the boob, however may be skillfully parlayed into a full crib nap by a series of deft maneuvers.
Dad: Did the little boo get a nap today?
Mom: No he only boob snoozed for about 15 minutes.

Squeezing the Cleavers 

V. The action of squeezing ones breasts together to create a more dramatic cleavage. Often done immediately prior to someone taking a picture, often in a moment of revelry or inebriation.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.
She's Squeezing the Cleavers in 7 or the 10 pictures she took last night.