Danica Patrick

The coolest, sexiest female sports star in a "non-female" sport. I want to fall asleep in her Sparco suit after a 200-lap race :-)

Actually a female sports star who does not nave an adam's apple and a hidden penis duct-taped to her ass - refreshing to say the least - go Danica!!

by BahamaBoy June 09, 2005

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WifeyHo

Wife that (when her husband wants her to or tells her to) fucks all her husband's friends, co-workers etc. Usually at parties hosted at the couple's house.

Friday night should be fun - going to Tom's house for poker and his WifeyHo will be there to entertain us after the game...

by BahamaBoy June 08, 2005

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short stroke

To not fully fuck the woman to her satisfaction but well enough/long enough to get off yourself - i.e. not give her the whole penis or only fuck her for a short period of time

She pissed me off but I was horny so I short-stroked her...

Dude - I totally rationed out that cock - short-stroked her this time and if she is nice, I'll give her a little more next time...

by BahamaBoy June 08, 2005

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clip

1. Clip = To have sex with
2. Clipped = past tense
3. Clippage - the wake of women in your past

1. Should I clip this broad?
2. Yeah - I clipped her
3. The clippage from the last trip to Vegas is catching up to me

by BahamaBoy June 08, 2005

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doggie bowl

Icing on the cake finishing act to doggie-style sex, a good wheelbarrow or any other generally degrading sexual act where you wait to cum and then cum in a dog bowl - then make the girl crawl on all fours or wheelbarrow her to the bowl and have her lick the bowl until clean

So I wheelbarrowed her for a while and then let her rest while I finished doggy-style - the drug her over by her hair and gave her a doggie bowl...

by BahamaBoy June 08, 2005

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