BahamaBoy's definitions

shimming

Act of sticking one or more fingers in a woman's pussy or ass while fucking them in order to make it tighter

So I am clipping this slut from the club and do some shimming because that pussy was so well worn...

Could not believe it - put my dick in her ass and she didn't even blink - had to do some shimming to get her to squeal...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

doggie bowl

Icing on the cake finishing act to doggie-style sex, a good wheelbarrow or any other generally degrading sexual act where you wait to cum and then cum in a dog bowl - then make the girl crawl on all fours or wheelbarrow her to the bowl and have her lick the bowl until clean

So I wheelbarrowed her for a while and then let her rest while I finished doggy-style - the drug her over by her hair and gave her a doggie bowl...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

Slut Fondue

Act of having a woman lay on her back with her legs and gizzard spread wide - fill her gizzard with honey, chocolate, butter etc. and then dip bite-sized pieces of fruit, lobster etc. in her until soaked with a mixture of the pussy juice and whatever you put in her - enjoy!

So I had Trish over last night for some slut fondue ...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

hang-down

Extremely puffy, fat, distended pussy lips the "hang-down" - best viewed from behind when the girl is standing in heels with her legs apart - also nicely fills up tight shorts, panties and often falls out the side of thongs and T-Bars...

So she is standing in front of me and I could not belive her hang-down ...

Man - she must have a lot of hang-down given the bulge in those panties ...

Oops! a little too much hang-down going on there - fell out the side of her thong bathing suit...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

Inverted Porcupine

Slut - meaning if you inverted a porcupine, there would be a lot sticking in as opposed to sticking out - see Pin Cushion

That broad is a total inverted porcupine...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

short stroke

To not fully fuck the woman to her satisfaction but well enough/long enough to get off yourself - i.e. not give her the whole penis or only fuck her for a short period of time

She pissed me off but I was horny so I short-stroked her...

Dude - I totally rationed out that cock - short-stroked her this time and if she is nice, I'll give her a little more next time...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

WifeyHo

Wife that (when her husband wants her to or tells her to) fucks all her husband's friends, co-workers etc. Usually at parties hosted at the couple's house.

Friday night should be fun - going to Tom's house for poker and his WifeyHo will be there to entertain us after the game...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005