BahamaBoy's definitions

short stroke

To not fully fuck the woman to her satisfaction but well enough/long enough to get off yourself - i.e. not give her the whole penis or only fuck her for a short period of time

She pissed me off but I was horny so I short-stroked her...

Dude - I totally rationed out that cock - short-stroked her this time and if she is nice, I'll give her a little more next time...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

sprayer

Female who ejaculates when having sex or receiving oral sex

Man, I am totally soaked!! I had no idea the broad was a sprayer...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

WifeyHo

Wife that (when her husband wants her to or tells her to) fucks all her husband's friends, co-workers etc. Usually at parties hosted at the couple's house.

Friday night should be fun - going to Tom's house for poker and his WifeyHo will be there to entertain us after the game...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

Danica Patrick

The coolest, sexiest female sports star in a "non-female" sport. I want to fall asleep in her Sparco suit after a 200-lap race :-)

Actually a female sports star who does not nave an adam's apple and a hidden penis duct-taped to her ass - refreshing to say the least - go Danica!!

by BahamaBoy July 23, 2008

Inverted Porcupine

Slut - meaning if you inverted a porcupine, there would be a lot sticking in as opposed to sticking out - see Pin Cushion

That broad is a total inverted porcupine...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

Gizzard

General term for exposed pussy lips and/or exposed pink

That slut dancing just bent over far enough for me to see her gizzard...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

gunther

The nasty, sticky substance dug out from under toenails and sometimes fingernails

I took the knife, cleaned out the toe gunther and spread it on a Ritz for a snack...

by BahamaBoy July 23, 2008