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Definitions by Badger girl 317

Sun Bunning 

Sitting spread eagle in the sand and sunning your ass hole 🕳️ for spiritual purposes; the energy of the sun goes into your ass hole and spreads through the body creating a high spiritual frequency. Energizes your soul and turns you into a straight savage
Marty has been sun bunning down in Miami lately….. I can tell that he is turning into a spiritual warrior

GAERTYZ 💨 

Gay farts
Always silent for obvious reasons.
Sebastian just went over to the corner and did a GAERTYZ 💨 because he had a little too much 9 layer dip at the party.
GAERTYZ 💨 by Badger girl 317 April 24, 2025

GARTS 💨 

When gays pass wind; often done as a primal form of intimacy similar to the orangutan 🦧’fleeney’
The looseness of the anus usually makes them silent but the assumption of raw organic kale 🥬 makes them very ripe and very raunchy.
Larry and Doyle have just been laying in bed all night passing GARTS 💨 watching RomComs and doing mad libs. Their eccentric mating rituals are being studied by several scholars to see how GARTS are used as lgbtq 🏳️ 🌈 friendly mating rituals
GARTS 💨 by Badger girl 317 March 2, 2025

Farts as a form of intimacy 

A hip new age way for couple to bond and connect on a deeper more spiritual level
Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally

Farts as a form of intimacy 

A loving exchange of flatulence amongst lovers or friends to show a bond or entice human connection. Often seen in the form or a dyke fart 💨 or an old fashioned Dutch Oven
Jody V often wakes Gary up early in the morning by covering his head in the blanket and flagellating close to his mouth. Gary shows affection toward Jody by performing a dyke fart 💨 with Jody after many formal events or when friends gather at their cliff side home. Hey Gary show Jody farts as a form of intimacy and give her a healthy dyke fart

Digue Go Phut’ 

When the french teacher and photographer teacher experiment with strange sex acts they over heard their students talking about; but want to make it sound more “adult” so they add French Dialect and Accent when referencing toward the lude act.
Me Ben and Tommy were sneaking one hitters out on the gazebo during resource and we saw Jody and Gary engaged in a Digue Go Phut’ out in the woods!!!

Captain CupN’Sniff 

A guy who secretly cups his farts and smells them In private
Tony over in HR acts all proper you know he’s a Captain CupN’Sniff