by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
A loving exchange of flatulence amongst lovers or friends to show a bond or entice human connection. Often seen in the form or a dyke fart 💨 or an old fashioned Dutch Oven
Jody V often wakes Gary up early in the morning by covering his head in the blanket and flagellating close to his mouth. Gary shows affection toward Jody by performing a dyke fart 💨 with Jody after many formal events or when friends gather at their cliff side home. Hey Gary show Jody farts as a form of intimacy and give her a healthy dyke fart
by Badger girl 317 February 25, 2024
Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally
by Badger girl 317 March 22, 2024
William
An obese man; inverted penis; high pitched voice…… dreams of becoming a pole dancer
Performs lude acts with a summer sausage.
That big ole grizzly bear working the pole tonight looks like a William
Performs lude acts with a summer sausage.
That big ole grizzly bear working the pole tonight looks like a William
by Badger girl 317 January 14, 2022
Same thing as a regular pirate but instead of stealing gold they break into peoples houses and steal anything and everything involving SMUT.
Sex toys, pornography, sexy lingerie
Sex toys, pornography, sexy lingerie
You see mike made out with a whole box full of Brazilian fart fettish porn when he robbed that house at the end of the block; mikes a real SMUT PIRATE!!
by Badger girl 317 January 16, 2022
by Badger girl 317 September 22, 2013
Critter Hunter.
Often finds Dean in the crawl with a lady Coon.
Holds regular critter hunts down in Seymour Indiana.
Has a secret diaper fettish.
When things are getting dull he covers himself in bacon grease and does the Jamaican nut slap to get a rise out of people.
Dresses like a lady and stares at himself in the mirror when no one’s home.
Likes to write music.
Enjoys a good mystery novel.
Often finds Dean in the crawl with a lady Coon.
Holds regular critter hunts down in Seymour Indiana.
Has a secret diaper fettish.
When things are getting dull he covers himself in bacon grease and does the Jamaican nut slap to get a rise out of people.
Dresses like a lady and stares at himself in the mirror when no one’s home.
Likes to write music.
Enjoys a good mystery novel.
by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022