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Farts as a form of intimacy

A hip new age way for couple to bond and connect on a deeper more spiritual level
Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally
by Badger girl 317 March 21, 2024
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William

William
An obese man; inverted penis; high pitched voice…… dreams of becoming a pole dancer
Performs lude acts with a summer sausage.
That big ole grizzly bear working the pole tonight looks like a William
by Badger girl 317 January 14, 2022
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Fart Frenzy

Getting a warm bubbly feeling inside you;
Glee and happiness replace the gas in your belly and you start to get excited!
Every time mike gets around Gretchen ❤️ he gets into a real fart frenzy
by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022
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GARTS 💨

When gays pass wind; often done as a primal form of intimacy similar to the orangutan 🦧’fleeney’
The looseness of the anus usually makes them silent but the assumption of raw organic kale 🥬 makes them very ripe and very raunchy.
Larry and Doyle have just been laying in bed all night passing GARTS 💨 watching RomComs and doing mad libs. Their eccentric mating rituals are being studied by several scholars to see how GARTS are used as lgbtq 🏳️ 🌈 friendly mating rituals
by Badger girl 317 March 2, 2025
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Farts as a form of intimacy

A loving exchange of flatulence amongst lovers or friends to show a bond or entice human connection. Often seen in the form or a dyke fart 💨 or an old fashioned Dutch Oven
Jody V often wakes Gary up early in the morning by covering his head in the blanket and flagellating close to his mouth. Gary shows affection toward Jody by performing a dyke fart 💨 with Jody after many formal events or when friends gather at their cliff side home. Hey Gary show Jody farts as a form of intimacy and give her a healthy dyke fart
by Badger girl 317 February 25, 2024
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Lez Beau Fart

An intimate way dyke lesbians express emotion “subtly” toward one another. Outward emotion is often shunned amongst dyke lesbians. A subtle fart and or a Dutch entices the lesbian community spiritually, physically, and emotionally!!!
Nancy Singleton longs to smell her partners lez beau fart after a long day of teaching art to ungrateful catholic school children!!!
by Badger girl 317 June 16, 2025
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Mason jar molly

Mason jar Molly is a very presentable and educated adult woman 👩 who is very rich.
Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.
Mason jar Molly is bottling and storing her farts in mason jars for significant financial gain!!
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
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