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Twod

God is the Supreme being and creator of all things according in the World of Darkness.

Generally, mortals identify God with the monotheistic deity presented by some religions. According to the Abrahamic religions, this god is named as Yahweh, Elohim, Jehovah or Allah. In China, he is known as the August Personage of Jade. That being said, he has many identities and purposes that span across the world.

God was the first being to exist. According to this belief God had no creator and was never made; he has always existed and was present at the beginning of the universe, known to the mages as the Prime. According to the tradition, God created the world and the universe by His divine will and power. God's motivation for creating the world is not explicitly explained in scripture, but it is believed to have been an act of divine love and kindness. He is seen as the supreme and transcendent being, who chose to create the universe and everything in it as an act of love and providence.
The twod (word of the lord) says Caine was cursed by God for murdering his brother Abel. Cainite mythology holds up to a high degree, with the story of Caine and Abel recognized by vampires that predate Judaism, and in certain cases recorded by Vampires at some time before Judaism. Special mention of this is made in Demon: The Fallen, where the stories of a certain desert tribe turn out to be unusually accurate - if, from Lucifer's point of view, biased. Obviously, Demons believe in God as much as they believe in themselves. Demons knew God, but their interpretation of God is tied up in a complex love/hate relationship represented by their Torment. Whatever Demons knew of God, however, they don't know what God is doing right now.

The Kuei-jin believe they know the answer to that one, however. According to the Wan Kuei, the "August Personage of Jade" turned his face on them when he cursed them, much like he did to the Yama Kings when he cursed them. The Wan Kuei believe in a god, they just don't necessarily believe that he's a forgiving god. They know this because they returned from their afterlife in the Yomi Hells.
by Bad C dev November 17, 2024
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emoite

Like a sodomite but with emo instead of sodomy. They practice emo like a religion.
God shall unleash his wrath upon the emoites in the fourth testament of the Bible, sparking a new spinoff of Judaism called Emoitism. Those who follow Emoitism shall be named the Emoitites and be blessed by God to suffer and die in concentration camps at the hands of Adolf Trump. Emoitism is the next stage after Islam, which was the next stage after Christianity, which was the next stage after Judaism, which was the next stage after tribal polytheism.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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JC and the boys

A reference to JC (Julius Caesar) and "the boys" (Cassius, Brutus, Antony, Octavius, Casca, Flavius, Cicero, Lepidus, Murellus, and Decius). Commonly used by an English teacher named Harris.
JC and the boys had a nice swing'n'stab ballet in the closing Act of Julius Caesar because Cassius betrayed the honorable, noble Brutus before the unwritten act where Brutus plied his wife with 30 glasses of wine and had some fun with the boys. Damn you Cassius; if only the story would have gone on a bit longer, things would have gotten a lot better.
by Bad C dev March 12, 2021
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what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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fuckminsterfullerene

When 60 carbon-based life forms fuck eachother all at the same time in a geodesic 60-way orgy.
Ready for the fuckminsterfullerene tonight? I invited only 58 other people I found on Tinder. It’ll be absolutely lit.
by Bad C dev February 22, 2023
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slavv

slav with a double v. It's like a slav but twice as slavish.
Me: dude that guy looks like a total slav
His friend: nah, he's a slavv
Me: :O
by Bad C dev July 20, 2021
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T'Pol the Beautiful

A Vulcan science officer. One of the most beautiful women in star trek. Her real name is Jolean Blalock, but her natural body isn't half as sexy as when she put on 10 miles of makeup to become T'Pol.
Dude, I found this amazing T'pol the beautiful picture at tinyurl.com/55veserh and I came so hard. Pictures are worth a thousand videos because they force you to use your imagination, which stimulates dopamine production and makes the experience even more pleasureful.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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