She has photophilia, so we pointed large spotlights at our bed as we made out and nearly blinded each other with all the light. It was so hot.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
Chorus
Can we fuck?
Let me see what you got danglin'
What you danglin', what you danglin'?
Can we fuck?
Bend me over, watch me handle it
Watch me handle it, watch me handle it
Can we fuck?
Let me see what you got danglin'
What you danglin', what you danglin'?
Can we fuck?
Bend me over, watch me handle it
Watch me handle it, watch me handle it
Verse
Call me up after dark
We can do it in the park
We can do it in the car
On the beach, under the stars
Shut me up, make it hurt
On my knees, I'll make it work
Come and feed me, sweet dessert
In a circ, I'll make it jerk
We can play dirty games
Tie me up, dicks and chains
Call your friends, run a train
Make me cum, again, again
Daddy, squirt, pretty please
Teach me 'bout the birds and bees
Muscle me, my Hercules
Chorus
Can we fuck lyrics?
Call me up after dark
We can do it in the park
We can do it in the car
On the beach, under the stars
Shut me up, make it hurt
On my knees, I'll make it work
Come and feed me, sweet dessert
In a circ, I'll make it jerk
We can play dirty games
Tie me up, dicks and chains
Call your friends, run a train
Make me cum, again, again
Daddy, squirt, pretty please
Teach me 'bout the birds and bees
Muscle me, my Hercules
Chorus
Can we fuck lyrics?
by Bad C dev November 09, 2024
Example of sexy brunette: tinyurl.com/ywsmfpaw
by Bad C dev March 09, 2022
by Bad C dev October 03, 2021
The advertisement “Delta keep climbing” really should be “Delta in-flight stripclub and prostitution” because Delta is that good
by Bad C dev November 06, 2024
Me: Here's a calculator
Her: Let me show you how to use it as a calcufuckor
*I pant rapidly and my heart rates shoots through the roof*
Her: Let me show you how to use it as a calcufuckor
*I pant rapidly and my heart rates shoots through the roof*
by Bad C dev July 22, 2021
What I am sitting on. Also, the center of my life's activities as it is the most versatile utility in my whole 1-room apartment I share with 10 other people in Taiwan.
I am sitting on this chair right now. I will soon jerk off in this chair. I will soon get out of this chair. I will soon get back onto this chair. I will soon move this chair to where I want to sit. I will soon straddle this chair. I will soon use the pegs of this chair as a dildo. I will soon lean back in this chair. I will soon use this chair as a blunt weapon to murder someone. Indeed, I will soon do EVERYTHING with this fucking awesome chair.
by Bad C dev March 07, 2021