Bad C dev's definitions

unsigned int

The word size on a computer. Basically the size of the largest number that can be added/subtracted at one time on a processor. In the x86-64, however, an int stayed the same size as in the x86.

x86 has a word size of 32, and x86-64 has unsigned ints with a size of 32 (wtf?)

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

politically conscious

Political consciousness describes a person's awareness of politics. An authentic consciousness is linked to understanding one's true position in history and the effects they can make to promote their personal agenda. Those who are politically conscious always go to the polls on voting day.

Those who use Fox as their primary news source will never be politically conscious for reasons beyond their comprehension.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

Surak of Vulcan

Surak was a legendary Vulcan philosopher, scientist, and logician considered the greatest of all who ever lived on Vulcan and the father of the modern Vulcan civilization.

James Tiberius Kirk once described Surak of Vulcan as "the greatest of all who ever lived on our planet, captain. The father of all we became." Then, behind the scenes, Kirk made love to a beautiful goddess and lived happily ever after.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

double integral

God's favorite form of torture for Calculus III college students. Typically, triple integrals are not even touched by most colleges as students would sooner pass out than shoulder the immense pain of evaluating such nonsense.

With double integrals, you do an integral twice but square the pain.

Before I entered pre-med, I thought I learned the true meaning of pain in my Calculus III class--double integrals.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

Dogs love me

It isn't hard to get a dog to like you. It just takes a ton of commitment and a ton of treats.

Dogs love me because I feed them, care for them, play with them, attend to their emotional needs, provide support when they are down, spend time with them, get them toys to play with, make kibble time exciting, take them on frequent walks, take them to the outdoor bathroom frequently, give them long belly-scratching sessions, and talk to them frequently.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

I love dogs

What you say to random strangers you meet on the street when you want to meet and greet their dog.

"I love dogs" I told them because I honestly and truly love dogs from the bottom of my heart. Dogs are man's best friend.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

radiation hardened quine

A restriction to the definition of a quine (program which prints its own source code) where the program can still print its original code after a character is removed. An Nth degree quine can prints its source code after N characters are removed.

In Befuge-98, you can make a 14 degree radiation hardened quine in 884 bytes of delicious sexy hot beautiful erotic code. Remove any 14 characters from the following code and it will still print the original source code.

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by Bad C dev March 2, 2021