look at my horse

Look at my horse,

My horse is amazing,

Give it a lick,

Ooh, it tastes just like raisins,

Have a stroke of its mane,

It turns into a plane,

And then it turns back again,

When you tug on its winkie.

Ooh that's dirty!

Do you think so?

Well I better not show you

where the lemonade is made

Sweet lemonade,

Sweet sweet lemonade (x2)

Get on my horse,

I'll take you 'round the universe,

and all the other places too!

I think you'll find that the universe

pretty much covers everything

Shut up woman

Get on my horse!

Look at my horse,
his dick is amazing!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

sdfgk

When you type the letters s through k but skip the h and skip the j

i jammed my keyboard and sdfgk

by Bad C dev September 29, 2021

Echo

An incredibly fun and sweet husky-beagle-boxer mix who is so stubborn and slow to learn that we had to turn his Invisible Fence collar to max in order to get him to respect the electric fence (I once walked through the fence with his collar in my hand and I cried in pain with my whole arm sore for several days).

Echo is a big sweet ball of fluff who makes up for his stubborn untrainable attitude with love, care, and affection.

by Bad C dev July 12, 2021

4999

* The number right before 5,000.
* An odd number.
* The 669th prime number.
* Cannot be written as the sum of three squares.
* 2^3+5^4-1 = 4999
* MMMMCMXCIX in Roman Numerals

Teacher: What is 4999 times 21?
Student: Fuck you! Couldn't you just give me 5,000 times 21, which is 105,000?
Teacher: No, you are retarded. And, retarded students must work extra hard.
Student: It's not my fault that I spend most of my days high up on a cloud.
Teacher: It's okay. I'm high right now, too, so I feel you. Here, take this A+ for the class as I sympathize with your struggles.

by Bad C dev February 27, 2021

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69^69

A pair composed of two 69ers frolicking in the same bed and often shuffling around.

My GF 7596040312163297274222442578208043236112279041839441308045514203595638030283176823539793587591372230230103933110810192201741429ed mealongside a fellow coworker and his wife last night and it was so fucking hot!!!

I asked the woman if she's into "7596040312163297274222442578208043236112279041839441308045514203595638030283176823539793587591372230230103933110810192201741429" and she replied with a loud moaning hollar.

by Bad C dev April 16, 2022

conceptualization

C++20 concepts enable complete conceptualization of the C++ language. No longer does your code have to actually do anything. Rather, it can conceptualize concepts into abstract templated classes purely for aesthetics with no functional value.

The conceptualization brought about by C++20 concepts demonstrates how C++ is becoming less of a "practical" language and more of a "toy" language. You literally spend most of your fucking time creating the most contrite complex way to represent an otherwise simple object using templates, enums, const, constexpr, and other stuff. It's fun and it gets you high, but you ultimately waste most of your time figuring out the most expressive possible way to write code and totally lose sight of the end goal of actually getting stuff done and making things happen.

by Bad C dev March 05, 2021

Photoelectric Effect

A sheet of metal only reflects certain wavelengths of light due to magic we call quantum theory.

I stopped paying attention to classes when we photoelectric effect began leading into quantum theory. Got a passing grade of C-, though.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021