Definitions by Bad C dev

fuck you, me 

What I keep thinking over and over ‘till I’m out of my mind.

I repetitively think to myself,“fuck you, me.”

I hate myself and what I have become, so fuck you, myself!

fuck you, me by Bad C dev March 28, 2022

redfuck

When you get railed by RedHat

Joe: I paid $8,000 for RHLS and used it for less than 30 hours.
Mary: Joe, you just done got redfucked.
Joe: Can we have sex to commiserate?
Mary: You read my mind

redfuck by Bad C dev March 16, 2022

neck snap

When you fling your body forwards but your head doesn't cooperate. In order for something to be a true neck snap, the actual snap must be accompanied by an audible popping sound.

Dude!, that car accident gave me a total neck snap!

That bitch tossed me around the bed and gave me a really bad neck snap.

That wooden roller coaster ride gave me the neck snap! My neck has been sore for weeks.

That old guy tripped on the sidewalk and popped a disk. What a neck snap!

neck snap by Bad C dev March 10, 2022

the big swipe 

When you ejaculate with one big swipe of your hand across the Pudendal nerve.

After getting my car engine revved up and ready to go, the big swipe ended everything. What a way to go!

the big swipe by Bad C dev March 10, 2022

spockgirl

Alternate universe female version of Spock. Very wise and very hot.

Spockgirl is at it again! Flashing her pussy at the guards to distract them while Captain Kurk sneaks by to hop in bed with the princess.

spockgirl by Bad C dev March 9, 2022

sexy brunette 

Maria Tara Ryabushkina

Example of sexy brunette: tinyurl.com/ywsmfpaw

sexy brunette by Bad C dev March 9, 2022

omniscientology

A Scientologist that knows everything about Scientology.

The gang leader of my local Church ring seems to know everything and answer every question I have about scientology. He' says he was born with the gift of omniscientology.

omniscientology by Bad C dev February 21, 2022