Bad C dev's definitions

ukrainian girls are da best

Facts

Joe: What is the meaning of life and the universe we live in?

John: Ukrainian girls are da best.

Joe: Based.

by Bad C dev July 23, 2022

gaza 69

When Joe irritates Araon, so Araon slaps Joe back, so Joe gives Araon a bloody nose, so Araon breaks Joe's arm, so Joe disembowls Araon.

Bascially anywhere that there's an escalation of conflict and no side can see the other's POV porn due to internet censorship, so they just keep fucking eachother round'n'round like jackrabbits with pent-up sexual energy, causing more blood to bleed with every thrust until one side is fucking deaaad.

I'm looking forward to a livid year on the Gaza Strip what with all the gaza 69 as of late.

by Bad C dev July 17, 2022

asian chicksaw

When an Asian has pent up energy and feelings, maybe even real emotions, and needs to get it all out, so they resort to their primal nature and perform the native American Indian dances of their ancestors.

Joe: dude!, why is 牛月亮 stomping around everywhere like he were hyped up on amphetamines or somethin?
Matt: GF done dumped 牛月亮 and he's having to get all his pent up feelings out.
Joe: Ah, the asian chicksaw I see. Understood, and I'll give him space to work it out.
Matt: So, where does that leave us two now, all alone by ourselves in this tiny room? Is it getting hotter in here?
**Matt and Joe proceed to take off their clothes and have steamy lustful sex, splattering odorous cum and semen over everything**

by Bad C dev July 17, 2022

GNU GPL

GNU => God's Non-profit Undertaking
GPL => Great Prosperity & Luck

The GPL is one of the many great projects of the GNU towards the betterment of mankind. The GNU is the basis for much of the good in the software we live in today, and the GPL is means by which this goodness permeates our lives, bringing only prosperity and good luck to everything blessed by the GPL license. Together, they form a holy unison which we simply call, "GNU GPL."

by Bad C dev May 16, 2022

subliminal sex message

A sly underhanded satanic gesture spawned by women and rarely picked up by guys, who are too busy looking at their boobs to interpret anything they are saying.

Omg, so I was crazy horny and my vag was super thirsty, so I went around to all the guys at work and made every possible subliminal sex message I could think of, and no one showed up at my house later that night! So, I had no choice but to revert to overt sex messages and wear a bikini top to work the next day AND ONLY THEN everyone showed up at my house (even the boss!!) and we had an amazing orgy. Guys these days!, omg!

by Bad C dev May 13, 2022

FST zone

Refers to one of three possible timezones:
1. Fillipino standard time
2. Furcadia Standard Time
3. Fun slut time

1. We told the guests to arrive at 7PM FST for the 8PM orgy.
2. The furries had a "get-together" at 4AM FST
3. I reward my hard work and good job performance with a trip to the FST zone every Friday.

by Bad C dev April 26, 2022

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69^69

A pair composed of two 69ers frolicking in the same bed and often shuffling around.

My GF 7596040312163297274222442578208043236112279041839441308045514203595638030283176823539793587591372230230103933110810192201741429ed mealongside a fellow coworker and his wife last night and it was so fucking hot!!!

I asked the woman if she's into "7596040312163297274222442578208043236112279041839441308045514203595638030283176823539793587591372230230103933110810192201741429" and she replied with a loud moaning hollar.

by Bad C dev April 15, 2022