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God's Chosen Compiler
In a mandate from RMS Himself, those who follow the true path must compile their software with GCC for it is just and true, noble and kind, and righteous and glorious. GCC is the ultimate compiler for it is Free Software.
Permissive compilers like Clang tend to fall prey to inclusion in closed source software like Xcode. Thus, in ever-lasting preparation of the 2nd coming, we must purify our hearts with GCC where possible and repent for our sins when Clang is unavoidable.
Brothers and sisters, let us persevere in our usage and worship of GCC for we know that it shall eventually reign triumphant and quash all those evil permissive compilers who dare to challenge it. I say, "let them come," for we shall win this battle and the next battle and every battle thereafter. For RMS Himself is on our side and his omnipotent powers will secure our victory sure as the sun will rise tomorrow.
Praise be!, to the GCC.
In a mandate from RMS Himself, those who follow the true path must compile their software with GCC for it is just and true, noble and kind, and righteous and glorious. GCC is the ultimate compiler for it is Free Software.
Permissive compilers like Clang tend to fall prey to inclusion in closed source software like Xcode. Thus, in ever-lasting preparation of the 2nd coming, we must purify our hearts with GCC where possible and repent for our sins when Clang is unavoidable.
Brothers and sisters, let us persevere in our usage and worship of GCC for we know that it shall eventually reign triumphant and quash all those evil permissive compilers who dare to challenge it. I say, "let them come," for we shall win this battle and the next battle and every battle thereafter. For RMS Himself is on our side and his omnipotent powers will secure our victory sure as the sun will rise tomorrow.
Praise be!, to the GCC.
In the beginning when RMS created the heavens and the Earth, the Earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from RMS swept over the face of the waters. Then RMS said, “Let there be a C compiler”; and there was a C compiler. And RMS saw that the C compiler was good; and RMS separated the C compiler from the toolchain. RMS called the C compiler GCC, and the toolchain he called GNU.
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The smooth sexy graphics of other distros are merely a facade covering up the corrupted interior of proprietary drivers and binary blobs in the kernel. Trisquel, on the other hand, is through-and-through completed saturated in FREE software, and this really shines through.
Just as you can hear the songs of the sea by shoreline, so too can you hear the lullaby of FREEDOM with every interaction with Trisquel. It's just awesome!
The smooth sexy graphics of other distros are merely a facade covering up the corrupted interior of proprietary drivers and binary blobs in the kernel. Trisquel, on the other hand, is through-and-through completed saturated in FREE software, and this really shines through.
Just as you can hear the songs of the sea by shoreline, so too can you hear the lullaby of FREEDOM with every interaction with Trisquel. It's just awesome!
Trisquel GNU/Linux is a fully free operating system for home users, small enterprises and educational centers.
by Bad C dev February 1, 2022
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As the buildup of dark matter and dark energy in our universe continues to accelerate, so too will the buildup of docker containers continue to accelerate. Eventually, the two opposing forces will grow so vast and so unweildy that, in one grand intergalactic battle that will shatter the very nature of our universe, one force will reign supreme and overtake every facet of our reality. So, what will be the fate of our universe?--a heat death or complete and utter dockerization--we'll just have to wait and see.
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Get ready!, get pumped!, get set!, and GO!, write some shell code!
To write in the ways of the POSIX, she must bang your script with #!/bin/sh
That she bangs #!/usr/bin/env sh is wrongful for env is not a guarantee but a privilege. Only guarantee is her ability to she bang #!/bin/sh
Also you must avoid BASHisms, ZSHisms, forego the FISH shell, and also anticipate the lack of any common commands you know like grep for there exists busybox in this universe!
Also, don't forget shellcheck and set -e to cover your ass when you go on a binge and write shitty shell code. It happens to the best of us, so no need to feel shame.
Get ready!, get pumped!, get set!, and GO!, write some shell code!
To write in the ways of the POSIX, she must bang your script with #!/bin/sh
That she bangs #!/usr/bin/env sh is wrongful for env is not a guarantee but a privilege. Only guarantee is her ability to she bang #!/bin/sh
Also you must avoid BASHisms, ZSHisms, forego the FISH shell, and also anticipate the lack of any common commands you know like grep for there exists busybox in this universe!
Also, don't forget shellcheck and set -e to cover your ass when you go on a binge and write shitty shell code. It happens to the best of us, so no need to feel shame.
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It's on my list of top ten most runned commands as I have nam flashbacks to 1971, which trigger my paranoia about disk space.
BTW, I use Alpine, BTW.
It's on my list of top ten most runned commands as I have nam flashbacks to 1971, which trigger my paranoia about disk space.
BTW, I use Alpine, BTW.
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