(verb) to give unsolicited advice to a resident of a high-risk area for hurricanes, especially while said weather is impending or happening. This is most often perpetrated by individuals who have had no experience with said weather themselves.
“Don’t forget to keep three days’ worth of fresh water, and make sure to evacuate if necessary...”
“Dude! I’ve lived in New Orleans for over twenty years! Stop trying to hurrisplain me!”
“Dude! I’ve lived in New Orleans for over twenty years! Stop trying to hurrisplain me!”
by Bad Beth and Beyond July 16, 2019
Homophone of “outlawed.” That awkward moment in a classical concert when you're the only one in the room refusing to clap between movements.
“Why didn’t you clap after that beautiful piece? That was rude!”
“You’re supposed to wait until the end of the entire symphony to clap. It’s distracting between movements , and I don’t care if it’s outlaude.”
“You’re supposed to wait until the end of the entire symphony to clap. It’s distracting between movements , and I don’t care if it’s outlaude.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond December 31, 2020
“Did you see that brass band? They must have had twenty sousaphone players!”
“It’s just for show. Nearly half of them are oompahstors.”
“It’s just for show. Nearly half of them are oompahstors.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond September 30, 2021
Any nonsense word that can be perceived as offensive or vulgar, especially by a target audience that loves to be recreationally outraged.
by Bad Beth and Beyond November 03, 2021
“That was just a photo of a symphony from a couple of years ago, but I kept thinking Bernie Sanders was in there. Clearly it’s Berneidolia.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond January 23, 2021
The physical and psychological weariness that comes from multiple emergency evacuations, such as from six hurricanes hitting the gulf coast in a single season.
“You need to get yourselves up here now!”
“Thank you, but we’re not even in the hurricane’s path anymore, and we have too much evacuation fatigue to spend sixteen hours behind the wheel.”
“Thank you, but we’re not even in the hurricane’s path anymore, and we have too much evacuation fatigue to spend sixteen hours behind the wheel.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond October 09, 2020
To deliberately seek out a stranger’s social media profile for the sole intention of blocking that person as a preventative measure. Portmanteau of the Greek “erevnó” for investigate and “nope.”
Did you see that twatwaffle’s racist rant on Tommy’s page? I had to erevnope him before he could troll me next.
by Bad Beth and Beyond July 01, 2020