13 definitions by Bad Beth and Beyond
(verb) to give unsolicited advice to a resident of a high-risk area for hurricanes, especially while said weather is impending or happening. This is most often perpetrated by individuals who have had no experience with said weather themselves.
“Don’t forget to keep three days’ worth of fresh water, and make sure to evacuate if necessary...”
“Dude! I’ve lived in New Orleans for over twenty years! Stop trying to hurrisplain me!”
“Dude! I’ve lived in New Orleans for over twenty years! Stop trying to hurrisplain me!”
by Bad Beth and Beyond July 16, 2019
The physical and psychological weariness that comes from multiple emergency evacuations, such as from six hurricanes hitting the gulf coast in a single season.
“You need to get yourselves up here now!”
“Thank you, but we’re not even in the hurricane’s path anymore, and we have too much evacuation fatigue to spend sixteen hours behind the wheel.”
“Thank you, but we’re not even in the hurricane’s path anymore, and we have too much evacuation fatigue to spend sixteen hours behind the wheel.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond October 9, 2020
To deliberately seek out a stranger’s social media profile for the sole intention of blocking that person as a preventative measure. Portmanteau of the Greek “erevnó” for investigate and “nope.”
Did you see that twatwaffle’s racist rant on Tommy’s page? I had to erevnope him before he could troll me next.
by Bad Beth and Beyond July 1, 2020
Homophone of “outlawed.” That awkward moment in a classical concert when you're the only one in the room refusing to clap between movements.
“Why didn’t you clap after that beautiful piece? That was rude!”
“You’re supposed to wait until the end of the entire symphony to clap. It’s distracting between movements , and I don’t care if it’s outlaude.”
“You’re supposed to wait until the end of the entire symphony to clap. It’s distracting between movements , and I don’t care if it’s outlaude.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond December 31, 2021
Any nonsense word that can be perceived as offensive or vulgar, especially by a target audience that loves to be recreationally outraged.
by Bad Beth and Beyond November 3, 2021
Blarmey: (adjective) combination of blarney and smarmy, used to describe a person who considers himself silver-tongued and compelling, but in reality oozes charm in the same way a slug or a festering pustule might. Probably developed this trait from kissing the Blarney Stone after the tour guides surreptitiously pissed on it.
(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.
(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.
1. “Ugh, that guy trying to bend my ear about his band is just so blarmey!”
2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”
2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”
by Bad Beth and Beyond July 13, 2019