Toyam Massage

An erotic massage in which the masseuse strokes the client to ejaculation, also known as a happy ending.
Ben is dying to get a Toyam Massage but is scared the masseuse would laugh at his very small penis.
by BV69BV April 21, 2017
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It's a Move

Similar to "it's a thing" or "it's a good idea" but flows much better.
"It's a move to grab pizza after work?" "Nah, not a move. I'm on a diet, remember?" "What about sushi, hm?" "Definitely a move! I'm so down."
by BV69BV June 07, 2017
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Toyam Handshake

The act of shaking someone's hand right after they've masturbated, i.e. a spermy handshake.
When you jack-off as much as Ben, you will never NOT be giving a toyam handshake. Let that sink in. There are people like that in the world.
by BV69BV July 27, 2017
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Toyam Job

A form of masturbation dealt by another party which often leads to ejaculation. Sometimes referred to as a hand job.
Ben's favorite sexual position is sitting on the floor while getting a toyam job. Go figure.
by BV69BV May 02, 2017
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ATM

An abbreviation for "Automated Toyam Machine." A pocket pussy (or fleshlight) attached to a robotic machine which acts as an automatic masturbatory device.
Ben bought a ATM and set it up in our living room. At least the Automated Toyam Machine comes with a jizz collector, otherwise I think I would move out.
by BV69BV April 21, 2017
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