Definitions by BV69BV

Toyam Massage 

An erotic massage in which the masseuse strokes the client to ejaculation, also known as a happy ending.

Ben is dying to get a Toyam Massage but is scared the masseuse would laugh at his very small penis.

Toyam Massage by BV69BV April 21, 2017

ATM 

An abbreviation for "Automated Toyam Machine." A pocket pussy (or fleshlight) attached to a robotic machine which acts as an automatic masturbatory device.

Ben bought a ATM and set it up in our living room. At least the Automated Toyam Machine comes with a jizz collector, otherwise I think I would move out.

ATM by BV69BV April 21, 2017

Toyam Tape 

A pornographic film featuring a masturbating individual.

Ben has a huge pile of Toyam Tapes which he keeps next to the refrigerator.

Toyam Tape by BV69BV April 21, 2017

Toyam Dream 

The act of (accidentally) masturbating in your sleep; i.e. a wet dream.

Ben is a terrible roommate. He has a Toyam Dream almost every night.

Toyam Dream by BV69BV April 19, 2017

Toyam Shower 

The act of masturbating while taking a shower.

Ben takes extra long showers. We all just assume that they are toyam showers.

Toyam Shower by BV69BV March 30, 2017