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Toyam Swim

Jacking off in the swimming pool, ocean, lake, or any body of water for that matter. Particularly immoral when doing so during a ritual bathing ceremony (i.e. while in the mikvah.)
Ben's parents recently got a pool in their backyard. They told him no peeing, but they never said anything about Toyam Swims.
by BV69BV August 24, 2017
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Toyam Pet

Having your pet lick your balls while masturbating.
Not sure what's worse: that Ben's dog Bailey is a Toyam Pet, or that it's only a puppy, which makes him a sick, gross individual.
by BV69BV September 5, 2017
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Toyam Sandwich

A sandwich with "special sauce" added. Yes, exactly what your thinking.
I never touch Ben's food anymore. More than likely they have jizz in them. He weirdly likes the flavor of toyam sandwiches.
by BV69BV May 2, 2017
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Toyam Tape

Ben has a huge pile of Toyam Tapes which he keeps next to the refrigerator.
by BV69BV April 21, 2017
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Toyam Dream

The act of (accidentally) masturbating in your sleep; i.e. a wet dream.
Ben is a terrible roommate. He has a Toyam Dream almost every night.
by BV69BV April 19, 2017
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