Toyam Job

A form of masturbation dealt by another party which often leads to ejaculation. Sometimes referred to as a hand job.

Ben's favorite sexual position is sitting on the floor while getting a toyam job. Go figure.

by BV69BV May 02, 2017

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PTSD

Acronym for Post Toyam Spurt Depression; the empty feeling one gets after masturbating.

Ben masturbates so much, he hasn't gotten PTSD since he was in 1st grade.

by BV69BV June 08, 2017

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The act of (accidentally) masturbating in your sleep; i.e. a wet dream.

Ben is a terrible roommate. He has a Toyam Dream almost every night.

by BV69BV April 20, 2017

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Having your pet lick your balls while masturbating.

Not sure what's worse: that Ben's dog Bailey is a Toyam Pet, or that it's only a puppy, which makes him a sick, gross individual.

by BV69BV September 06, 2017

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A pornographic film featuring a masturbating individual.

Ben has a huge pile of Toyam Tapes which he keeps next to the refrigerator.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

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