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Asshole Exorcism

The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.
I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.
by Bulldog August 3, 2012
mugGet the Asshole Exorcismmug.

F.I.B's

They should make north I-94 a toll road so we can collect some money from those F.I.B's who come up here every summer and act like they own the place.
by Bulldog August 2, 2007
mugGet the F.I.B'smug.

South Texas Jawa

Often people of the Hispanic Culture who drive around suburban white neighborhoods looking for ANYTHING broken down that they can buy and / or steal so they can fix to sell or use. Lawnmowers, Washer/Dryer, Cars, Trucks, Blenders, ect. South Texas Jawas can easily be spotted by the old Ford F-150 pick-up they drive with the bed full of parts. Often they will pull an old trailer that is over loaded with more junk. You can see South Texas Jawas late night, towing broken down cars or cherry picking the junk pile in suburban neighborhoods before community pick-up. South Texas Jawas will also be up at the crack of dawn on Saturdays to rifle through yard sales and try to negotiate a cheaper price than listed. Swap Meets are another place that they can be found.
I heard a strange noise when I was in bed last night. When I looked out the window I saw three South Texas Jawas pulling my old dryer out of the community trash pick up pile and loading it into the bed of their truck.
by Bulldog October 16, 2008
mugGet the South Texas Jawamug.

playing swords

When taking a piss in a large troth type urinal, you see who can piss the longest between you and your buddy.
Chris is the king when it comes to playing swords, he can piss for five minutes straight.
by Bulldog January 29, 2006
mugGet the playing swordsmug.

Jailhouse Wallet

Safe keeping / smuggling contraband in Your Anal Cavity
When you in jail, use your "Jailhouse Wallet" to smuggle or keep safe various items.
by Bulldog March 10, 2007
mugGet the Jailhouse Walletmug.

10-90 F

Hell yeah she was a dyke. She was even rocking a 10-90 F
by Bulldog October 23, 2006
mugGet the 10-90 Fmug.

Gandalf the gay

Slang for an older bearded homosexual.
Bro #1: Who did you take for Chemistry this semester?

Bro #2: That old gay bastard, Gandalf the gay.
by Bulldog December 29, 2011
mugGet the Gandalf the gaymug.

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