thankles

No separation between the thigh and the ankle.Ususally seen in very chunkdified women.

She had thankles like an elephant.

by bt March 03, 2003

caulk

1. Something that goes around windows to keep cold air out

2. Alternate spelling of cock only the coolest of cool can use

1 and 2. That guy did an amazing job at caulking the windows. It made me moist.

by bt February 25, 2003

too-pid

The way my grandmother says stupid when she is not wearing her false teeth.

<Grandma> BobbyT.com why the fuck are you alwayt atting to too-pid?

by bt February 21, 2003

trailblazer

The act of letting a fart and then calmlywalking around the room to make sure everyone gets a taste of your ass.

I think that guy just got butt fucked. He let a trailblazer andit stunk like burning rubber!

by bt March 13, 2003

red eye surprise

The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.

Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.

by bt February 27, 2003

from ace to face

The act of pulling your chode out of your girlfriends ass and plugging it right into her mouth without even wiping it off first.

Yo I was bum humping this serious bitch so I went directly from ace to face on her. To top things off I finished with a wordWhite Dragon/word

by bt March 28, 2003

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

by bt February 27, 2003