BRian's definitions

jesus f christ

short for saying "jesus fucking christ"

Your dog just took a shit on my rug! jesus fucking christ!

by Brian May 13, 2005

pocket sand

a small amount of granulated rock particles carried in the pocket of ones pants used as a criminal diversion, similar to Mace

that mofo attacked me, so i pocket sanded his face

by brian July 26, 2004

the OC

the worst show ever aired on television

the OC sucks ass hardcore!

by Brian October 12, 2004

jiggetycrap

Used to sound like an old man mocking new stuff, especially new technology.

That confangled new iTunes uses some weird format, it's all jiggetycrap.

by Brian March 16, 2004

Ford Focus

A slang term for a bad car. Usually a car that has been in a serious accident, or a car that will not work any longer.

Wow, you really do have one hell of a Ford Focus! Man that should be about 20,000 dollars worth of repairs.

by Brian November 4, 2003

confidants

a penis of the mindless world... dubbed with ashy pink elephants

i have confidants in lala land.

by BRIAN April 12, 2005

padussy

When you hump your boys girlfriend.

Hey J.B. , but I hit padussy.

by Brian October 27, 2004