BRian's definitions

cowson

English version of son of a bitch

when the paper boys half an hour late gertha COWSON.

by brian April 10, 2003

chief justice

Verb: When a woman is on her period and a man removes her tampon with his mouth and shakes his head around, thus spraying blood all over his face, resembling a vintage Native American.

"Craig now has period blood on his face because he gave himself a Chief Justice."

by Brian January 26, 2005

The Simpsons

Premiered first on The Tracy "Ugly Bitch" Show on HBO, then came to Fox, was good for a about 9 seasons, and then got boring, Family Guy came along took the same basic concept of a family but made it funnier, now The Simpsons is going to the shitter and The Griffins own.

Homer: We have three children?

Peter: Let's see, Chris, Stewie, and... Megatron! Sweeeet!

by Brian August 4, 2004

Boy Scouts of America

An organization dedicated to providing fundamental life-skills and leadership training for young men and women. Membership requires dedication, honor, and character.

Neil Armstrong was an Eagle Scout in the Boy Scouts of America.

PS - way to spell camporee, idiot

by Brian December 12, 2003

cunbt

Mispelling of cunt. Generally used as a much less rude alternative.

That Wayne's a right cunbt.

by brian May 13, 2005

g'ack

Contraction for go back.

Would you like go g'ack home this weekend?

by Brian April 12, 2004

Yayness

The level of yay in a person, place or situation.

Great happiness= high yayness
Sadness= low yayness

by Brian February 23, 2004