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East Northport

A small hamlet in the Town of Huntington on the North Shore of Long Island. The area now known as East Northport was originally known as Larkfield. When the Long Island Railroad decided to expand it's branch to Port Jefferson, they relocated the Northport train station to it's current location on Larkfield road. They chose to keep the name as Northport, and rename the original station Old Northport. Conductors would refer to the new station as "East Northport" because the station was east of the original Northport. Eventually the Old Northport station was closed, and the spur removed (you can still follow it, along BOCES, through the woods, and the station was where the lumber yard is just past 25a). The name "East Northport" stuck and replaced Larkfield.

East Northport shares it's schools with neighboring Northport. Despite having a Northport Address, Northport High School technically sits on East Northport land. There is a small pocket of residents that live west of Elwood road in East Northport that have to drive right past Pulaski Road Elementary School and go to Dickinson Avenue Elementary School, which is also in East Northport. Dickinson Avenue Elementary School gradutes students to Northport Middle School, further confusing the mess.

The cost of living in East Northport is much lower than living in Northport, although some areas are much nicer than other areas in Northport.

East Northport extends from 25a to the north, Town Line to the east, Elwood to the west, and Jericho Turnpike to the south. East Northport is home to the "Grids" which are nothing more than tiny houses on tiny lots jammed in next to each other.

East Northport is home to such fine establishments such as Larkfield Lanes, Wendy's, both 7-elevens, and an awesome dollar store.

The East Northport Public Library was the first Library in the nation to include a cafe.
East Northport's a better place to live than Northport.
by Brian April 20, 2009
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ass-fuckable

A woman who is so sexually attractive that you'd have anal sex with her.
Check her out! She's ass-fuckable!
by Brian June 1, 2005
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The Dark Side

The technical side of theatre. Including (but not limited to): Light design/board, spot op, sound board, backstage crew, set desingn/construction etc. Called the dark side because of techies affinity for the dark, and that they dont spend as much time actually in their bright lights than the actors.
I turned to the dark side a two years ago and plan to stay there throughout high school.
by Brian September 1, 2005
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Ahwatukee

Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers racing to get back before curfew. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, slutty, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. It's the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, but if you ever get stuck here...you'll want to kill yourself; college students stay away just go straight to tempe
think of the tucson...sketchy town, but theres things to do...now turn it upside down..and throw way more money..and you'll have a snooty boring ass suburb of phoenix. Welcome to the Tukee
by Brian February 4, 2005
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mexiho

A woman originating from mexico who gives sexual gratification to anything that moves.
Damn, look at that mexiho standin' on the corner!
by brian June 1, 2004
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crypt keeper

the person who promises to pay money back and then makes every excuse in the book not to pay it back or to duck the situation.
paul, where is my money....
{paulits in the mail, i swear on my life!
by Brian April 22, 2005
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winders

Redneck Version of "Windows". The glassy things that you can normally see through that fill in some of the big holes in the walls of you house or mobile home. The other things are called doors.
Cletus cleaned the winders to ours new trailer.
by Brian November 5, 2003
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