BRETT's definitions

whomping willow

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1

by Brett April 26, 2005

lactic caps

Breast, boob, tit, etc....

"Check out those gigantic lactic caps," said Kevin.

by Brett August 25, 2003

Sleeping Beauty

One of your friends is passed out drunk on the floor and you put your huge boner in his mouth and take a picture. Then you black mail him with the picture to get what you want.

Steve got so wasted last week, I gave him a sleeping beauty and then he bought me a new car.

by Brett January 23, 2005

WHUTA

Wild Hair Up The Ass.

1. A painful, unexpected situation.
2. A jerk who is more trouble than he/she is worth.

Finding out the electricity was still connect to the exposed wire was a real WHUTA moment.

I hope John isn't coming with us, he's a complete WHUTA.

by Brett July 7, 2004

nutshang

Huge nuts.

"That guy's got plenty o' nutshang," said Kevin

by Brett August 25, 2003

done

ruined, broken
also in serious trouble

Wow, that window is done!

What the fuck did you call me??? You're DONE!!!

by Brett May 16, 2003

Double Fishhook

While doing a skank doggy style reach around and stick both your pinkies in the girls mouth and pull back for better penetration. Great for lulls with penile insensititvity.

I reached around and gave Julie a double fishhook becuase i wanted to go a little bit deeper.

by Brett November 13, 2003