BRENDAN's definitions

poke

To touch something but without much force, often with a small impliment.

''He toe poked it over the goal line''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

boom ting

The best of the best

that weed was Boom Ting weed

by Brendan December 12, 2003

Dodgy

1. Something that has a moderate level of risk.
2. Something that is not quite morally right to be doing.

1. ''Jumping that gap's gonna be a bit dodgy, eh?''
2. ''Dinnae say that about her man, that's well dodgy''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

it's your birthday

A stupid saying really; used as a reason to do something one might otherwise not bother doing

its ok dawg u can get f*cked tonite cos its yo birfday

by brendan March 21, 2004

tae

Scot's form of "to"

tae be or no tae be, thit is the question

by brendan May 20, 2004

qwest

To be swindled or cheated out of something, usually money. To not get what you paid for.

Originates from the mega-evil corporation Qwest who does this to every one of their customers.

"Wow... I just got qwested by that taxi driver."

"Qwest you, buddy!"

by Brendan July 7, 2004

hydromorphone

drug that has the following affects: dizziness
lightheadedness
drowsiness
stomach pains
vomiting
constipation
rash
difficulty urinating

that hydromorphone is nasty but it stopped my cough

by brendan May 21, 2004