tae

Scot's form of "to"

tae be or no tae be, thit is the question

by brendan May 20, 2004

cutties

Used when someone is upset or cut. Usually accompanied by a finger scissor cutting action across your front.

"Oooo, Stacey's got cutties!"
"Cutties!"
Can also be done silently with only fingers moving.

by Brendan March 24, 2005

Furry Cup

The vaginal area of a woman

''Do you drink from the furry cup coz u sure look lie a lemon?''

by Brendan April 06, 2003

Incher

Someone with a tiny dick, around about 1 inch long.

Grant Downie

by Brendan April 06, 2003

UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON

uber paranoid urbandictionary.com user. thinks he is funny too unfortunately

UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON: "Create a new e-mail address at yahoo or hotmail or whatnot and post all definitions from it and use a fake address for recommending deletions, unless your penis is small and you need offers to make it bigger."

by brendan May 15, 2004

hard

What someone may be named if they have an erect donger.

''Look at him, he's gone hard!''

by Brendan April 06, 2003

Is it because I is black?

Phrase coined by Ali G - the ironically white, Cambridge educated comedian who has made a really successful career out of his TV persona/s. Ali G is actually called Sasha Baron Cohen and is not a Muslim. The phrase follows his screen belief that he is a black gangster from Staines (England).

Police officer: Can you please move back to the side sir or we will have to take you to the station?
Ali G: Wait a minute, come on, is it because I is black?

by brendan September 14, 2004