Douche

Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot

You're a douche mate.

by Brendan November 25, 2003

Lemon

1. A gay gurl,
often hot,
but sometimes not,
she'll go for the furry cup,
and ruffle her girlfriend up,
then she'll start kissing her and feeling her insides,
then its time for the strap on and penetration deep inside
2. A citrus fruit

1. TATU,
Luceal + Tang
2. ''dat lemonade sure woz good''

by Brendan April 06, 2003

livi

Short for Livingston. A town in Scotland of 90,000 people most noted for a skate park, shopping complex and football team.

I've lived in Livingston for the last 14 years...there's got to be worse places right?

by brendan August 07, 2004

wigga

a white guy that has the mind set that he is black. it is not known why they do this or why they think it is cool but most people think these peopleare complete douchebags. luckily with all the reflective jewlery and shit they wear it is easy to run them over or to spot them and give them shit. some girls find these men attractive, however they are losers who say they have banged tons of girls and in fact are still waiting on certain parts of puberty to arrive. they are all in all stupid people that need to get their head straight.

guy 1 "wow, look at that guy over there... hes such a wigga."
guy 2 "seriously... he must have terrible lighting in his house... cus when he looks in the mirror he thinks hes black."

by brendan October 21, 2005

soft rock

Adjective used to describe less heavy rock music. Although rock music is generally loud, with a lot of bass and not really "soft", so often confusing as an arguable oxymoron.

I'm listening to some Mamas and the Papas which I guess you could say is "soft rock."

by brendan July 01, 2004

crinky

a little peice of food that is yummy (bigger than a crumb, but smaller than a peice)and if someone took it from you, you would freak out.They're so good.

OHH Bren, Look its a crinky.
YES these crinkys are soooo good!

by Brendan February 10, 2004

bf1942

Short for the game Battlefield 1942. Available to play online with other "1337 g4m3rz" as a multiplayer like mohaa and cs.

"u want 2 play bf1942 4 a bit?"
"yeh ok"

by brendan September 05, 2004