log

1. a section of tree
2. a section of math
3. acronym for lazy old git
1. they cut down plenty logs to make these buildings
2. log2²=1
3. fuck off u log
by brendan May 20, 2004
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sleep

The stuff that accumulates at the side of your eyes after a kip. You tend to get more of it if you're unwell or have been out of it for a long time.
"I've got loads of sleep in my eyes. I need to get some water to rinse it out."
by Brendan July 13, 2005
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Red Ash

A walking track around a grassland area. Used by people walking their dogs, cyclists, runners and doped up dirt bikers.
''Want tae go round the Red Ash?''
by Brendan April 07, 2003
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wax

stuff you put on snowboard bases or rails to make your board faster and protect it.
i waxed my board up before bed so i could be ready to ride some fresh right away when i got up
by brendan March 19, 2005
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shady

Short reference to Slim Shady, aka Eminem, aka Marshall Mathers.
''look dawg, Shady's on TV''
by Brendan April 07, 2003
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rite

Incorrect spelling of 'write', often used by people that take the short bus to school.
Kid that takes the short bus: ''now i no my a b sees i can rite and count two threE''
by Brendan September 26, 2003
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uber paranoid urbandictionary.com user. thinks he is funny too unfortunately
UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON: "Create a new e-mail address at yahoo or hotmail or whatnot and post all definitions from it and use a fake address for recommending deletions, unless your penis is small and you need offers to make it bigger."
by brendan May 15, 2004
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