noodle

A person who wiggles in all ways when they walk;specifically when they march.

Noodle Goldsmith is my example.

by brandon May 13, 2005

fake rain

When having sex in the anal or doggy style position, a man pulls out his penis and spits a little saliva on the girl's back, thinking he has ejaculated she will look back to see it at which point he ejaculates all over her face.

I used fake rain on Scott's mother last night before she pulled a gun on me.

by Brandon March 13, 2004

asshog

someone who hogs the chick in the gang-bang

"Man i couldn't get near that ho',that asshog was all up in my space, you feel me?

by Brandon December 05, 2003

schuch

is used maily to express an agreement

Hey do you want to go out tonight?
"schuch"
-or-
That girl was hot!
"schuch"

by brandon February 17, 2005

da funk

funky smell from vaginal disorder or disease.

also see: rotten twatt

Kathy hasn't taken a shower in a week... That bitch is got da funk!

by Brandon May 13, 2005

Fong

Verb. To beat mercilessly.

Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.

I wrecked my car, my dad is gonna fong me when he finds out...

by Brandon March 11, 2004

Trinity, the

Goatse, Tubgirl, and the Harlequin Fetus, the 3 worst (or best) things on the internet as one.

Ive seen the whole Trinity. It changed my whole outlook on the world. It's that strong.

by Brandon June 24, 2003