BOb's definitions

corn

A hovering 5 foot long vegetable that can hover at a top speed of 10 mph that uses EXTREME force to defeat it's enemies.

The corn forced me to the wall and forced my neck to crack.

by Bob November 24, 2003

sinnsyk.tk'er

En person som sitter oppe hele natten og masturberer til bilder av regjeringsmedlemmer når han eller hun ikke besøker sinnsyk.tk

"Å nei! Der kommer en sinnsyk.tk'er! Dukk"

by bob December 15, 2003

cristy conlen

harry balls

british with big harry balls

by bob April 7, 2004

Arthuritus

severe, painful condition of the joints and limbs.

"I been in bed with arthuritis."

"I warned you about them Ritis brothers!"

by bob March 23, 2005

Jacksonville

City in NorthEast Florida, hosted the 2005 Super Bowl. Pwns Orlando in every possible way. Best city in America.

Tourist 1: Wow that city is kool! It's better than Orlando!

Tourist 2: Must be Jacksonville!

Tourist 3: Jacksonville is full of people with the bling!

by Bob May 13, 2005

schwag

In Alberta in the early 80's "schwag" meant a fat homely chick.

Man, I better leave this bar, there's nobody here but a bunch of fat schwags!

by bob January 12, 2004

shit dick

a person that has anal with guys or girls

jeeze jamie how many guys did u get last nite u've got mayjor shit dick

by bob February 17, 2004