BOb's definitions

trim pess

A device used by diehard labours in the Manufacturing Career. The device removes excess material from the product that it is creating.

Kevin the factory worker, is a very skilled trim press operator.

by bob December 14, 2003

colin wartz

sexually transmitted disease contracted from a murray or a gaffey. homosexual in nature

I caught colin warts from banging gaffey

by bob February 29, 2004

Yarrawanker

He who belives his msaturbation to be superior to another mansb and uses as a term to say he is better than the other at masturbation

Hey "Yarrawanker" but my big one is huge!

by BOB October 30, 2003

love lotus

The most beautiful and sacred part of the human body. Generally found on women, although many climbers from the SE USA weak sauce have them too.

Joules gently stroked herself as she thought of Tinkerbell's Love Lotus.

by bob March 29, 2005

phunk

A pecker necked gaper.

Laook at that gaper on the snollerblades. He is such a phunk

by bob May 13, 2005

Rusty Hacksaw

When one has anal intercourse with a partner, then pulls his shit covered dick out; the shit coated dick is then placed across the partners mouth and moved back in fourth in a sawing motion.

Also known as the Muddy Hacksaw.

Bruce pulled out his shitty rod, placed it on Teds mouth and proceded to give him a Rusty Hacksaw.

by bob October 22, 2004

spermies

baby sperms

daddy my beds got all white things swimming in it

by bob May 9, 2003