eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" to give felatio.

I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.

by Bob September 06, 2005

akhil

a player. hotty, a guy who can like more than one girl at a time

that guy is a akhil look at all the girls he has.

Dude im an akhil.

by bob April 06, 2005

metal

quite possibly the worst type of music ever. if you enjoy the sound of someone being tortured and beaten and the sound of people stomping on small animals, metal is for you.

iron maiden is a horrible metal band, in fact all metal is irritating.

by bob February 09, 2005

gesso

anything that is white and liquidy (jizz)

i gessoed all over your mom

by bob November 26, 2003

Goemon

Ishikawa Goemon was the most famous 'THIEF' in Japan. Many novels, plays ,and video games are based on him. It isn't known for a fact if he existed, but there are many legends about him. Generally he is known as BIG thief in the Edo era. It is said that he was excuted under order of king in big pot of boiling oil.

Goemon was a Japanese robin hood.

by Bob October 12, 2003

catarac

catarac: when you smoke too much weed or not enough you get a catarac

boy jimmmey i see you catarac is FUCKING HUGE

by bob June 18, 2005

War of 1812

A war Canadians thought they were involved in, even though they were not an independant country.

The total outcome of the war was the United States gaining Lake Erie, and the British no longer practiced impressment of American sailors.

The War of 1812 was between Britian and the United States, not Canada.

by Bob March 02, 2004