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patriotism

1.Driving a Foreign-designed "American" Patriot-mobile, such as a Ford Explorer, Yukon XL, Ford F150, etc.
2. Filling up your Gas-guzzling Patriot-mobile with foreign oil, instead of buying a fuel-efficent automobile and reducing expensive gasoline imports
3. Putting Plastic flags and stickers on your Patriot-mobile, also made out of foreign oils.
4. A imaginary ideal blindly followed by Republicians
5. A conspiracy devised by George W. Bush to gain support in the 04' election.
6. Heil Bush! Heil Cheney! Die Amerikan mensch besiegt die Turban Träger!
7. A form of usually subliminal messaging used by many notable leaders to obtain immense power, including Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Vladimir Lenin, Mao Zedung, George W. Bush Sr., George W. Bush Jr., etc
"Check out mah patriot-mobile! That thems there hawg eats thems patriotics gallons o' gas!"
by Bob September 12, 2004
mugGet the patriotismmug.

trogledyte

Dumbasses don't know what this word means.
by Bob October 10, 2003
mugGet the trogledytemug.

pop the collar

Some faggoty thing that preps do 2 be "cool"
some guys say,"pop ur collar and make the ladies hollar"
and i say,
"FUCK THAT SHIT!!!" to make my point clear, popping ur collar is the gayest thing anyone has ever done.
i mean, i saw this dude at wegman's the other day; he had his hair spiked up throughout his entire head, and his collar popped. ther's nothing wrong w/ spinking ur hair like that, but add it to a popped collar and look like fucking SATAN. ya, that's right, this dude looked like the devil.
no more popping ur collar, k?
P.S.im an atheist
6 year old boy: look mommy, its the devil!
Mom: no, honey, thats just a dude who popped his collar

dont' be a prep and dont pop the collar
by bob September 2, 2008
mugGet the pop the collarmug.

fight club

im not supposed to talk about it and neither are you.
dont talk about it or you will get your balls cut off!!!!
by bob May 13, 2005
mugGet the fight clubmug.

arovane

joe: who the fuck is that, that shit is unreal
Bob:fukin arovane....who the fuck else
by bob September 28, 2003
mugGet the arovanemug.

doob

by bob August 17, 2003
mugGet the doobmug.

eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" or "suck dick" to give felatio.
I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.
by Bob September 16, 2005
mugGet the eat branchmug.

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