BOB's definitions

Wank stick

A stick which is stuck to the side of one's cock using masking tape to keep it upright while erect

When one has problems with his cock(mark sharp)one needs to make a wank stick and attach it to their cock with masking tape (mark sharp) then one can wank properly without losing stiffness (mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp)

by Bob March 26, 2005

suck

The conception of bring a SUV and a Truck together, creating a terrible vehicle with no real apparent purpose

That SOB bought a SUCK!?! thats unfortunate.

by Bob December 17, 2003

pilin

to have an unusually small penis; to be an asshole; to be a pussy (not literally); any other use you can think of; a friendly insult :)

Avi, you're todo pilin, buey.
Rene, why do you have to be a pilin???
Avi, don't be such a pilin; what's the worst that could happen?

by bob January 3, 2005

De-Profundis

I Will have babies of: WOT, Cassed, radiosityg, etc.
(but is particularly partial to Cassed..ooOOoh daddy)

is commonly found running naked through desert

by bob December 3, 2004

bellend

A nickname for someone with the surname bell.
An annoying sickly child.

Man that bell is such a bellend.
>>Bellend coughs rolls over and dies of a chest infection<<

by Bob March 21, 2005

Gauntlet Legends

The best 4 play, arcade RPG ever. If you disagree, i will hurt you.

After the movie, the cool kids went to playing Gauntlet Legends in the arcade room.

by Bob June 3, 2004

Astral

Cute, sweet female who is occasionally overcome by bursts of anger which make everyone in a 10 mile radius spontaneously combust.

Astral hugged the cute kitty and cute puppy... then pushed S. down the stairs!

by Bob July 14, 2003