BLARG man's definitions

Super Sonic

When Sonic the Hedgehog collets all of the Chaos Emeralds, he does a shameless Super Saiyan rip-off. His skin turns a flashy bright gold color, he's damn near invincible, and goes from 0 to 200 in about .7 seconds. Attaining the form of Super Sonic removes all challenge from the game.

OMG Super Sonic ROX!!! I JUST PWNED DR. ROBOTNIK!!!

by BLARG man October 7, 2004

Squall Leonheart

The protagonist of the video game Final Fantasy VIII. Is especially noted for two things, namely, his "lone wolf" personality, and his unique weapon, the gunblade. He starts as a student of a mercenary school, but gets drawn into a conflict beyond imagination. I would go on, but hey, couldn't ruin the WHOLE thing, could I?

Squall Leonheart is one -cold- muthafucka.

by BLARG man October 7, 2004

Alter Bridge

A band made up of Myles Kennedy and the members of Creed minus Scott Stapp. They still sound pretty Creed-ish, but they're getting better. At least they don't play all their songs in the key of D...

Yeah, I saw Alter Bridge's video. It sucked ass.

by BLARG man October 8, 2004

Barret Wallace

A character in the video game Final Fantasy VII. He's a big angry black man with a machine-gun where his right forearm should be. Has limbs bigger than most people's bodies. Likes to swear a lot. Play the game to find out more.

Dude, you better not piss off Barret or you could get the shit beaten out of you.

by BLARG man October 9, 2004

Brutality

A most excellent Flash movie which pays tribute to the animation and/or fighting style of Dragon Ball Z. It is NOT a ripoff, it is a tribute. Go check it out at www.mcfretn.nl, you won't regret it.

"Let's get this party started
I'm sick of begging you
You make me feel insane
Which I give to you
Let's get this party started
You make me feel insane
I want to be the one
To make myself sane"
-KoRn, Let's Get This Party Started
(the song that plays during the
movie)

by BLARG man October 12, 2004

Ukiah

A town of about 15,000, located in northern California, in Mendocino County. If you live in Ukiah, you're either an anti-big business "liberal" teenager who thinks they know politics, or a shotgun-toting conservative redneck-type. There isn't a lot to do in Ukiah, but instead of finding something to do, the teens whine and complain that they don't have a mall or a skate park. The high school is pretty nasty up in Ukiah, even though most of the teachers are either funny or good (or sometimes both). They're just trying to teach a bunch of potheads who would rather be somewhere else. Oh, yes, pot. Enter a random backyard in Ukiah, and odds are you'll find marijuana (Ask the owner of the house about it, and he'll/she'll claim it's for "medical" purposes). Ukiah is an interesting place to visit, but don't count on moving there, since no one can afford it.

If you couldn't tell, I'm a native of Ukiah.

Ukiah is "haiku" spelled backwards.

by BLARG man October 13, 2004

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

An improv show. Can refer either to the British version (hosted by Clive Anderson), or the American version which was based off the British version (hosted by Drew Carey). The show is famous because "everything is made up, and the points don't matter." Comedians Ryan Styles, Colin Mocherie (I probably spelled his name wrong), and Wayne Brady are regulars on the American version, with a rotating 4th cast member. Common 4th-cast-members are Greg Proops, Jeff Davis, Kathy Greenwood, Chip Eston, and Brad Sherwood. They have had special guests on the American version such as Hugh Heffner, Lassie, Whoopie Goldberg, Robin Williams, David Hasselhoff, and more. They stopped making American episodes, which is too bad, because it was an incredibly funny show. Catch it on syndication sometime, you'll laugh your ass off.

My favorite character from Whose Line is Wayne Brady.

by BLARG man October 17, 2004