BLARG man's definitions

Janken

The Japanese name for rock-paper-scissors.

Janken is horribly overrated in anime.

by BLARG man October 18, 2004

read

read (v.) to translate written text into meaningful ideas within one's own mind. People usually read to gain knowledge or to awaken their imagination. Sadly, the act of reading seems to have been "bred out" of the human race. People these days would much rather desensetize themselves with stupid rap noise and violent, pornographic, and otherwise unintelligent forms of media. If you are in junior high and find it hard to read, do yourself a favor and get help. No offense! Reading is a great and powerful thing, and only by fully taking advantage of it can one open his or her mind to the possibilities of his or her own future.

Ranting is fun. Go read a book. No, your porno magazing doesn't count.

by BLARG man December 13, 2004

Brutality

A most excellent Flash movie which pays tribute to the animation and/or fighting style of Dragon Ball Z. It is NOT a ripoff, it is a tribute. Go check it out at www.mcfretn.nl, you won't regret it.

"Let's get this party started
I'm sick of begging you
You make me feel insane
Which I give to you
Let's get this party started
You make me feel insane
I want to be the one
To make myself sane"
-KoRn, Let's Get This Party Started
(the song that plays during the
movie)

by BLARG man October 12, 2004

Super Sonic

When Sonic the Hedgehog collets all of the Chaos Emeralds, he does a shameless Super Saiyan rip-off. His skin turns a flashy bright gold color, he's damn near invincible, and goes from 0 to 200 in about .7 seconds. Attaining the form of Super Sonic removes all challenge from the game.

OMG Super Sonic ROX!!! I JUST PWNED DR. ROBOTNIK!!!

by BLARG man October 7, 2004

Chopin

Frederic Chopin, composer and performer of Romantic music (though he refused to be affiliated with the Romantic period), born 1810, died 1849. Composed exclusively for the piano, with a few pieces that had other instruments as accompaniment, or songs with piano accompaniment. His works are regarded by many as the epitome of Romantic piano compositions.

That Chopin Prelude was so beautiful that I bawled like a baby.

by BLARG man March 2, 2005

Mozart

A composer/performer of Classical music. Born 1756, died 1791. A musical prodigy, he began to play the keyboard at age 3, and composed his first piece of music at the age of 5. His works are often regarded to be the epitome of the Classical era of music, perhaps because he the most well-known of Classical composers. Some of his most famous works include the Symphony no. 40 and his collection of piano sonatas.

I played Mozart's Sonata no. 12 yesterday for a recital.

by BLARG man March 2, 2005

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

An improv show. Can refer either to the British version (hosted by Clive Anderson), or the American version which was based off the British version (hosted by Drew Carey). The show is famous because "everything is made up, and the points don't matter." Comedians Ryan Styles, Colin Mocherie (I probably spelled his name wrong), and Wayne Brady are regulars on the American version, with a rotating 4th cast member. Common 4th-cast-members are Greg Proops, Jeff Davis, Kathy Greenwood, Chip Eston, and Brad Sherwood. They have had special guests on the American version such as Hugh Heffner, Lassie, Whoopie Goldberg, Robin Williams, David Hasselhoff, and more. They stopped making American episodes, which is too bad, because it was an incredibly funny show. Catch it on syndication sometime, you'll laugh your ass off.

My favorite character from Whose Line is Wayne Brady.

by BLARG man October 17, 2004