BItch's definitions

Murphy's Law

the law in nature that makes the B's prone to seeing Ken everywhere we go. Ken is everywhere and we always run into him at horrible times. B usually runs away screaming "MURPHYS LAW!!"

-aka- Ken's Law

after a long hard workout, who do we see?? but ken walking to his sweet car

-Murphy's Law

by Bitch December 7, 2004

homework

Either
1) Schoolwork either assigned for after school hours, or
2) Schoolwork that must be done after school hours as a result of low in-school productivity.

Some homework is necessary for an effective education. Especially in high school, homework can require dilligence, effort and time management. Only stupid children have signifigant problems managing their homework. Ironically, these are the ones we hear giving their opinions about it most often.

Bob thinks he's too cool for homework. He'd rather play Starcraft like all the cool kids.

by bitch April 30, 2004

done up

to be done up, dressed up for an occasion, looking your best, looking like a cheap whore

shatwika was all done up for her birthday party

by bitch September 2, 2003

jump the gun

to do something prematurely

I think I jumped the gun on calling her "bitch." she won't talk to me anymore, I guess it was too early.

by bitch November 21, 2002

fisgokie

see instaboner and how not to dress.

daaaaamn homie, look at that fisgokie!

by bitch March 8, 2003

metro sexual

a person who isnt gay, but dresses like they are gay....south park

"It's cool the be a metrosexual. You know act gay, but you aren't really gay."

by bitch November 8, 2003

Deidre Brass

The beautifulest person in the world. Who I love more than anything

Deidre Brass is the person you want to be!

by bitch March 6, 2005