BILL's definitions

stockamore

a extremely cool person who is a fast runner

look at that stockamore go

by bill November 8, 2003

Jackasas

someone from arkansas who's inherent nature it is to be a jackass.

Bill Clinton can sure be a Jackasas sometimes

by Bill January 25, 2004

Ex-Cub Factor

The ex-Cub factor has nothing to do with the play of ex-Cub. This phrase was invented by Ron Berler. The ex-Cub factor states that any team with three or more ex-Cubs will not win the world series. Many think it is an after effect of the Billy Goat curse, being that curse which prevents the Cubs from reaching the world series.

any team with three or more ex-cubs.

by Bill March 31, 2004

son bitch

A variation of the phrase "son of a bitch", but with a southern US accent.

Skeeter, get me a beer ya son bitch.

by bill April 24, 2004

big white telephone

Yet another replacement for the word toilet, but this one is generally used when someone is vomiting.

Willy had way too much beer, and now he's in the bathroom on the big white telephone talking to Rraaaalph.

by bill April 21, 2004

layin some pipe

The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.

Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.

by bill May 1, 2003

higsby

the fluid that comes out of a cat's knee when you rub it with a chicken brush while eating it's toes

"holy crap that cat sprayed higsby all over me legs!"

by Bill October 27, 2003