BILL's definitions

University of Florida

An institution located in a malaria infested swamp--once noted for it football team which since 1998, has lost 5 out of 6 of its matchups against superior rival, Florida State University.

With the dismal leadership of Steve Spurrier the Washington Redskins pulled a University of Florida and ended the season with an abysmal 5-11 season.

by Bill May 2, 2004

coosh

a girl that isn't really cute but is so sexual that you wanna tap it anyway.

A girl is coosh if she shows up at your door wearing only short shorts and a bra... my boy rob thinks that any girl with a lower back tattoo is coosh.

by Bill May 7, 2005

favor

A form of sexual intercourse including the use of various industrial solvents. Known for dangerous and often life threatening positions and locations, including the "floppy drum" and often performed in the of circular saws

"She gave me a favor last year, I just got out of the hospital"

by bill December 15, 2002

elmo

A slang word used to describe high-quality marijuana that has tiny red hairs growing on it.

Man, that elmo we had last night had me wasted.

by bill April 22, 2004

manties

long- legged gramma bloomers worn by a man

"these manties have a life of their own, I think the flowers are gonna sprout buds"

by Bill November 2, 2003

jib

To grind like in skateboarding on a snowboard usually on a rail or log. Jib is a category of grinds. There are others like crooked nose press, and boardslides and other shit.

Alex!, did you see me totaly jib that whole S-rail!!! It was so tight.

by bill February 7, 2003

Samurai Jesus

Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.

"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."

by Bill March 15, 2004