BErt's definitions

asshole

a complete idiot who does stupid things, and usually ends up embarassing his/her self

"He tried to nake a cake in the microwave? What an asshole!"

by bert December 13, 2004

green sticky

weed, marijuana, dope

Yo roll up that green sticky, I got the blunt.

by bert January 9, 2004

Shire

the same thing as sure just sounds better

wanna go get some chicken? shire dude

by bert October 30, 2003

blacken

what you call a white girl after she has had sex with a black man

hillary has been blacken, leroy fcuk her the other night

by bert January 5, 2005

Essex

essex is da tits ov england

essex rules
i no its totally tits!!

by bert September 24, 2003

Asseater

One who Craves eating a dirty stinky hole and the shit that comes from it.

shiteater in Calif

by Bert December 11, 2003

chasers

A club in Kingswood, Bristol, UK where you get stabbed or bottled upon entry.

"Lets go to Chasers and get stabbed or bottled upon entry!"

by Bert November 28, 2004