5 definitions by BES the best

golden slide

Pissing down the slide of a neighborhood park, or children's play structure, so that the next time the kids go down it they get a nice film of crusty urine all over their trousers. C'mon, you all know you've done it.

I gave those rich bastards a taste of redemption when I tapped a kidney and left their tender gated community a nice little Golden Slide for the children.

by BES the best July 18, 2006

bread factory

The vagina of a woman with a heinous yeast infection.

Last night I was gunna treat Charlotte to some cunilingus, but that bitches snatch was like a fuckin' bread factory! The curdled ooze from her stench trench could make bread rise.

by BES the best July 18, 2006

No Deezy

An exclamation, meaning "No Doubt". Usually said in response to a good suggestion or to confirm a statement.

1. BS: I'm bored as fuck man, we should go get some cold ones.
VB: No Deezy!

2. MA: Fool there's a fat party tonight.
SB: Ooooo, no deezy.

3. RJ: Didn't you nail that chick back in 10th grade?
AP: No Deezy.

by BES the best February 12, 2008

Wellington Chortle

The act of regurgitating beef wellington into a british whore's vagina when something particularly drule is said.

After a supple continental breakfast and some shrimp on the barbey, I put on my knickers and gave meredith a well deserved Wellington Chortle; Spot on, she said.

by BES the best July 18, 2006

ass gas or grass

The most acceptable forms of payment for the favor of being given a ride to any destination. Roughly translates to: money, weed, or sex (oral sex is also acceptable). Gifts should be given promptly and without hesitation.

Brian: Well, here we are.

Girl: Aw, well thanks for the ride Brian-

*she begins to exit the car*

Brian: Hey- hey, hey! Not so fast, its ass gas or grass in this car, bitch. And it seems I've got a full tank and plenty of the fine erb, so uhhh... *nods head, indicating genitals*

by BES the best July 3, 2006