BERNIE's definitions

stanky

extremelly smelly, not just of the nasty kind.

Nasty: "I couldn't fuck her because the odor of her stanky taco filled the room and brought tears to my eyes."
Not-So-Nasty: "Let me hit that stanky dank, please." mmmmmm.......

by Bernie June 11, 2006

Stone

Another word for Sex, or bone. Normally said with a minnesoatan accent.

Hey I got stoned this weekend!!

Hey, I wanna stone ya!!

by Bernie April 5, 2005

mred

Mr Ed as in TV fame
an intelligent Horse

who's ever heard of a talking horse
I am Mr Ed

by Bernie May 30, 2003

Doom

As you all know the popular game Doom,the main hero never had a name until now,and his name is....the infamous Bernie Bilak.

Look at Bernie Bilak at thirty percent life,but with that chain gun hes reveling in enjoyment.

by Bernie May 1, 2004

skimming

scamming slighty

changing price label on a item in a shop, to a lower price.

by Bernie April 16, 2003

Pilipino

People originating from the Philippine Islands.

'P'ilipino or 'F'ilipino? Good question! No definite answer.

by Bernie May 23, 2003

quit it

What you say when you want someone to stop what they're doing.

Bart! Quit It!

by Bernie April 23, 2004