BERNIE's definitions

crank

appendage

are you yanking my crank?

by Bernie June 11, 2006

stanky

extremelly smelly, not just of the nasty kind.

Nasty: "I couldn't fuck her because the odor of her stanky taco filled the room and brought tears to my eyes."
Not-So-Nasty: "Let me hit that stanky dank, please." mmmmmm.......

by Bernie June 11, 2006

hoax

1 Transtive/Verb
to trick into believing or accepting as genuine something false and often preposterous.
2: Noun
1 : an act intended to trick or dupe : IMPOSTURE
2 : something accepted or established by fraud or fabrication

It has been said that say the "Kennedy Assassination" was a "Hoax"

by Bernie May 13, 2005

Stone

Another word for Sex, or bone. Normally said with a minnesoatan accent.

Hey I got stoned this weekend!!

Hey, I wanna stone ya!!

by Bernie April 5, 2005

Chugnut

A chugnut is an intolerable fool, whose speech, behaviour and sometimes appearance, is reminiscent of repulsive genitalia.

John Howard is a total chugnut.

by Bernie January 6, 2005

yaddamean

do u know what im talking about...do u understand...

B:we fynna get crunked
R:YADDAMEAN

by bernie October 28, 2004

legal

Referring to the age at which a young woman's assets are tappable by law.

Damn, it's about time the Olsen twins became legal.

by Bernie October 27, 2004