BERNIE's definitions

Doom

As you all know the popular game Doom,the main hero never had a name until now,and his name is....the infamous Bernie Bilak.

Look at Bernie Bilak at thirty percent life,but with that chain gun hes reveling in enjoyment.

by Bernie May 1, 2004

crank

appendage

are you yanking my crank?

by Bernie June 11, 2006

legal

Referring to the age at which a young woman's assets are tappable by law.

Damn, it's about time the Olsen twins became legal.

by Bernie October 27, 2004

24's

twenty four inch diameter wheel rims- exceptionally largewith 15 inch being the average size. proper pimp.

'bouncing on 24's' by R. Kelly

by Bernie September 24, 2003

nirvana

A raucous band of mostly dead people today's youth seem to look up to. this has created a cult where the word Nirvana is written on every 12year olds school bag/ pencil case.

by Bernie September 24, 2003

quit it

What you say when you want someone to stop what they're doing.

Bart! Quit It!

by Bernie April 23, 2004

stanky

extremelly smelly, not just of the nasty kind.

Nasty: "I couldn't fuck her because the odor of her stanky taco filled the room and brought tears to my eyes."
Not-So-Nasty: "Let me hit that stanky dank, please." mmmmmm.......

by Bernie June 11, 2006