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meatknocker

maan u r a meatknocker.
by ben August 21, 2003
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Clinger

The one that just wont let go.
Can mean anything from that ex that bothers you to tears to a crab that attaches itself to your testicles while skinny dipping or that crap you did earlier and it still hangs on for dear life (I should know)
She's a clinger just kill 'er
OUCH I got a clinger
RRRRRGH ahh oh god it's a clinger
by Ben December 13, 2003
mugGet the Clingermug.

sandlot kid

The guy trying to pick up the hot girl who gets his mate to climb the back fence to distract the guard dog
Mate - she hot, I'm gonna sandlot kid it over, can you climb the back fence
by Ben November 18, 2004
mugGet the sandlot kidmug.

donald rumsfeld

I think i need some cream for my Rumsfeld Dr
by ben December 10, 2003
mugGet the donald rumsfeldmug.

big dipper

Somebody who takes more days off moby dick than holidays.
Name of a sweep stake based on a work colleague who is often moby dick.
He's not off again is he/she the big dipper.
by Ben September 17, 2003
mugGet the big dippermug.

Slipknot

Slipknot, a side project with an ugly ginger prick who tries to sing. They are gona break up in like 2 years, HOORAY!
Hooray! No more slioknot!
Awww, mini mosher shit head, dont cry!
by Ben August 4, 2003
mugGet the Slipknotmug.

Webbie

a fussy humanoid male. Webbies are extremely slender and are sort of twiggy looking. They have adorable personalities and do webbie things all day, (which can only be described as webbiness). Webbies get super hyped by small compliments or success and super depressed by small setbacks. In a lot of ways they are similar to pets but far exceeds an animal pet in terms of intelligence.
A common thing to keep in mind when you own a webbie.

Webbie, stop overeating or-else you will have stomach ache tomorrow!!
by Ben September 14, 2014
mugGet the Webbiemug.

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