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oh oh spaghetti ohs

Following a visit from the f*@k up fairy, usually caused by employing numpties or calfhead, those responsible for inspection and quality may discover that something is not quite how it should be. Upon discovery it is the decent thing to exclaim oh oh spaghetti ohs to alert your colleagues to the fact there is a problem. This is not to help solve the problem but to help point who is the biggest numpty. If these oh oh spaghetti ohs are not spotted the product will be sent out not completely ready.
"oh oh spaghetti oh!, youv'e c@*ked it up!"
by Ben September 19, 2003
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NYU

A school providing its students with some of the most amazing opportunities in one of the world's greatests citys. Critics would be quick to examine themselves first before decrying the university for its shortcomings.
Hey look at me, I went to NYU and employment wasn't handed to me on a silver platter after I graduated, it must be the school's fault.

Hey look, I worked hard for four years in the media capital of the world, now I'm on an awesome career track. Yay for me.
by ben October 25, 2004
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dova

A post whore. Someone who likes to post in a forum to raise his post count. A riding queen.
Dova posts "I like it man" cause he's a little bitch
by Ben August 15, 2003
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Ass pirate

One individual who scaliwages anothers port hole by force.
RRRRR! Pull down your pants and show me your poop deck so I can scaliwage your port hole or you can walk the plank to Davy Jones locker.
by Ben June 5, 2004
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who shot john

Lee Harvey Oswald, the person who shot John F. Kennedy- or in the case of John Lennon, it was Mark David Chapman.
Who shot John?
It was Lee, Lee shot John.
by Ben November 24, 2004
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London

In the words of Alan Partridge
"Home of Ungrateful Bastards"
Annoying Cockney Breeding Ground
Everyone outside of London hates the place
"Hub of cosmopolitan fun...balls...breeding ground for people nearly as annoying as the French"
by Ben December 4, 2003
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Nailed

To have sex with, especially spontanously and/or with great passion/force.
by Ben September 29, 2003
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