BEN's definitions

derbish

When you hold on for dear life to someone and spin like no tomorrow until you fall.

In a moshpit, you spin like a whirling derbish.

by Ben February 18, 2005

smoog

A small furry creature who gives people kisses in dreams. Often appears at low resolutions (12x12)

You're so low-res, you're smoog.

by Ben July 27, 2003

shinto

Japanese religion

He's a Shintoist
My religion is shintoism
Most japanese people are with the shinton religion (for lack of a better phrase)

by Ben December 13, 2003

blackball

the process where someone says things behind someones back to make themselves seem good, then acts all freindly towards taht person when they see them

"that dick keeps playing blackball with you"

by Ben February 17, 2005

Lowdon

Originally from the French religious city and latterly associated with The clan Campbell, the Lowdons were known for being Brigands and Border Reivers

With " Lowdon's bonnie woods and braes," Or
"Comin' thro' the rye,"

Or " Highland Mary "--ah! how sad
That those so loved should die!

by Ben April 5, 2005

cambray

Translates roughly to "The coolest person alive" or "The epitimy of cool".

There have been incidents of this cool transfering from herself to all others in the vicinity of her. (It is that powerful)

She also happens to be really hot.

cambray rocks

<3

by ben January 23, 2004

wank

1) (verb) To brag excessively, usually over computer components 2) (verb) To have a meaningless discussion over abstract theories; a pissing contest 3) To masturbate

1) Fucking NICK won't stop wanking about his 386 laptop and how it was the new hotness 84 years ago.
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization

by Ben August 11, 2003