BEN's definitions

Throwing a sausage down a hallway

Putting your dick in a slut...

"Did you bang her?"
"Yeah, but it was like throwing a sausage down a hallway!"

by Ben June 11, 2006

max payne

A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.

Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!

by ben February 25, 2005

sont

sexy oriental naked trio, aka a hot threesome

OMG we had such a great sont last night!

by Ben May 13, 2005

drandin

a perverted person that allways wants to have "fun". in other words sex maniac.

Grandon:That drandin guy is just.....
Sheniqua:ohhh i get it... i'll stay away from him!

by Ben October 28, 2004

Nigglette

A young black child or infant.

Damn. James and Lequisha just had two more nigglettes.

by Ben September 27, 2004

Burnley

Burnley- the true art of football and one of mainfounders, if it wern't for this team/town there would be no such thing as football. so thank you Burnley for bringing us this superb game.

Blackburn's subs are worth more than Burnleys full team and still they cant maintain a comfortable position in the premiership their fore are completely utter bollocks

by Ben April 20, 2005

and stuff

When you run out of "intellegent" things to say, you add this to a sentence.

"Maybe we could take my Dad's car to the lake this weekend, and make out, and stuff."

by Ben December 11, 2003